A few months back at Withdean Munkfish and I overheard a conversation between two gentlemen discussing how Kazim-Richards ended up playing for Turkey U21s. One finally drew the conclusion he was elidgable through his Brother-in-law. Yes, that's right. The other man didn't seem to dispute this either. I can't work out which one was more stupid.
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Stupid things heard at Brighton matches
- Thread starter Les Biehn
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Wilkins out.
Easy 10
Brain dead MUG SHEEP
"Go and warm up Lofty. I'm sending you on for the last 15".
The Wookiee
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Was in the North for the last game of the season against Ipswitch a few years back, sat next to some old git yelling all game to the players to take on plenty of fluids as it was going to be a long 90 mins
Uncle Buck
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- Jul 7, 2003
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I quite enjoyed the moment last night when the old codger a couple of rows behind me, complete with bobble hat was moaning at Wilkins for playing Forster on the right of midfield (even though he was in fact the right side of a 3 man attack). Forster proceeded to out jump Alan Wright for the ball, beat him for pace and put a decent cross in that nobody was near.
SJ's Love Monkey
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Match delayed due to crowd congestion
Scotty Mac
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- Jul 13, 2003
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bristolseagull
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"Wilkins is the best manager we've ever had"
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A couple of seasons ago, an announcement was made at half-time informing a Mr Bloggs (I forget his name) that his wife had just given birth and would he go home to be with her. A bloke sitting a couple of rows in front of me exclaimed, "I told the dozy mare, not between three and five!"
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Really? That's the funniest thing you could think of?
The Wookiee
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Remember years ago at the Goldstone an announcement was made at half time wishing Joey Deacon a speedy recovery
bristolseagull
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can you read?
if so try looking at the thread title again....
I wrote it.
bristolseagull
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f***ing hell- and i've just seen it's your thread!
That Knight has no Pace, Bring on Mayo instead - During the Play off second leg
bristolseagull
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Are you? f*** me you're thick.
bristolseagull
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Sorry, i don't get it, your thread is titled "stupid things heard at Brighton matches" and last night some wag said to his mate "wilkins is the best manager we've ever had"
i think thats pretty stupid- hence my contribution to the thread.
Meade's Ball
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When we done the Palace at Smellhurts a couple of years ago the silence near the game's end had us all, noise suggestion something of importance might happen. My friend, locked in this dungeon of confused nerves, shouted "Come on referee, blow your watch!" in a classic watch-whistle mix-up. I still chortle now, even if it seems intensely unfunny to others.
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Sorry, i don't get it, your thread is titled "stupid things heard at Brighton matches" and last night some wag said to his mate "wilkins is the best manager we've ever had"
i think thats pretty stupid- hence my contribution to the thread.
Not sure why you are winking at me.
The comment is clearly designed to be funny but with it's lowest denominator 'Wilkins is shite' element I'm just wonder if it's really that funny. Or just snoozingly boring.