Stupid Pet Names

[PCBEARDMLORD]

With the threads about Wellard what stupid pet names do the NSC faithful have ??

I used to have a cat called Rambo and a dog called Frank

 

[steward 433]

Cat called pilchard

He was named by our 3 year old (at the time) son after Bob the builders cat

 

[Frutos]

I have a chinchilla called Gizmo (named after the cute, furry main character from the film 'Gremlins').

This is him:

 

[Jimmy Grimble]

My neighbour has a dog. I call it c-UNT.

 

[Lady Bracknell]

Quite why my mother allowed me, as a very small child, to name the cat "Big Pussy" remains a mystery.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

I have a chinchilla called Gizmo (named after the cute, furry main character from the film 'Gremlins').

This is him:

Chinchilla's are the bollocks. Very cool creatures.

 

[nutter4149]

a dog called Figgsy

 

[John Bumlick]

i do believe steward433 just posted a picture of himself on his back with his legs wide open showing us his pussy.

 

[MORTY]

A dog called Pat

 

[steward 433]

i do believe steward433 just posted a picture of himself on his back with his legs wide open showing us his pussy.

No JB that's my wife laying on her back showing you her pussy

 

[John Bumlick]

No JB that's my wife laying on her back showing you her pussy

tell your wife she has a very cute pussy and thank her for showing it.

 

[PCBEARDMLORD]

No JB that's my wife laying on her back showing you her pussy

:

Really ?

 

[PCBEARDMLORD]

No JB that's my wife laying on her back showing you her pussy

So your wifes Pussy is called Pilchard ? Something to do with the smell ?

 

[steward 433]

So your wifes Pussy is called Pilchard ? Something to do with the smell ?

No thankfully

 

[steward 433]

tell your wife she has a very cute pussy and thank her for showing it.

She laughed

 

[Westdene Seagull]

I had rabbits called Buff and Fluff as a kid !

Then as an adult - rabbits Gin and Tonic and cats Ice and Lemon

 

[PCBEARDMLORD]

No thankfully

Well thats good then. Your wife has a very cute pussy

(wondersifhehassteppedoverthelineyet)

 

[steward 433]

Well thats good then. Your wife has a very cute pussy

(wondersifhehassteppedoverthelineyet)

she just went UURRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH

 

[PCBEARDMLORD]

she just went UURRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH

Why, what did you do to her Pussy ?? That was very quick

 

[steward 433]

Why, what did you do to her Pussy ?? That was very quick

No as in a yuck URGH and she said if it's in jest it's very hard to upset her (she has lived with me for too long)