Stupid Pet Names

[Sir Sarcy]

I have a Lab/Collie called Goldstone and a Pug called Flynn.

 

[John Bumlick]

No as in a yuck URGH and she said if it's in jest it's very hard to upset her (she has lived with me for too long)

can she post a picture of her arsehole as well? i've always wondered what you look like...

my god, i'm a comedy genius.

 

[steward 433]

can she post a picture of her arsehole as well? i've always wondered what you look like...

my god, i'm a comedy genius.

No you are really not and if you look on the snowman competition thread i am on there

 

[NMH]

So your wifes Pussy is called Pilchard ? Something to do with the smell ?

Two things smell of fish, and fish is one of them.

 

[NMH]

Best name I heard of for a cat, was 'Cooking Fat'

It's a spoonerism, for anyone what didn't get that.

 

[steward 433]

Two things smell of fish, and fish is one of them.

And the cat is the other

 

[HG201]

I have a chinchilla called Gizmo (named after the cute, furry main character from the film 'Gremlins').

This is him:

My auntie has a dog called Gismo, but this is spelt with an s rather than z

 

[Vatican Citys No.2 Keeper]

Sister has chinchilla, and his name is trevor, and the person who my dad house shares with has a dog called spook

 

[Jello]

My tropical fish are called fish, fish, fish..................

 

[NMH]

My auntie has a dog called Gismo, but this is spelt with an s rather than z

My dog could be called that too, because after every meal I feed her, she looks at me with that "give 's some more" look.

 

[Stumpy Tim]

My cat is called Ian. He's the best cat in the world

 

[Buzzer]

My mate Justin used to have a cat called "Horse".

 

[glasfryn]

we have seven cats
Squeak...............named before we adopted her
Kizzy
Talulah belle (lu-lu)
Megan
Harriet (harry)
Harvey
Murphy

 

[footychick]

My nephews fish are called Nemo and Nemo, the dog is called Twix and the cat is called Mandu.
My rat is called Jeff.

 

[footychick]

I have a chinchilla called Gizmo (named after the cute, furry main character from the film 'Gremlins').

This is him:

I'd love a chinchilla and they are sooooooo soft.
Are they easy to look after?

 

[Barrel of Fun]

My rat is called Jeff.

Odd name. Are you going to post a picture of your rat?

 

[Flavor Flav]

Had 2 cats called hector and zippy, and a hamster called moris

 

[footychick]

Odd name. Are you going to post a picture of your rat?

He had a brother Murray who died a few months ago.
They were named after two of The wiggles
I haven't any recent pics yet though.

 

[British Bulldog]

My best pet was a black cat called Sooty who died last year, A few years ago I had another cat called tammy and it was named after a Tampax because it was a stuck up c**t.

 

[Paxton Dazo]

I had a worm once, I called him wanker.