Strangest place you've fallen asleep?

[slimes]

a 2ft covered wooden maze at the cheltenham ladies college.
fell asleep on tour standing up with a beer in each hand at a blackpool strip show,
taking my ex girlfriend up the chocolate isle,
waking up on a bus in dowtown la from santa monica.
first men in black movie

 

[JamesAndTheGiantHead]

Back in my hazy college days, my friend had a house party and I had way too much to drink, way to quickly and absconded in search of cigarettes, and got horrifically lost.

When I eventually arrived at a street and found a house that looked a bit like my friends house, I rang on the door and asked to come in. The man politely told me I had the wrong house and closed the door.

I walked off and carried on walking for a bit further and then found another house which looked like my friends house. The same polite man answered the door and told me to go away as I was waking his kids.

I apologised and carried on my way. I then found another, similar-to-my-friends house and rang the doorbell. Same bloke. I'd basically been going on 15 minute walks, walking in circles, and ending up at the same house, because it looked like my friends and I was sure he was lying and was trying to ruin my night.

On the third occasion, he told me in no uncertain terms to 'f*** off or I'll call the police'.

So I fell asleep in his front garden.

I was woken up about 20 minutes later and was given a police escort back to the party. Not my finest hour.

 

[RowleyBirkinQ.C(deceased)]

Back in my hazy college days, my friend had a house party and I had way too much to drink, way to quickly and absconded in search of cigarettes, and got horrifically lost.

When I eventually arrived at a street and found a house that looked a bit like my friends house, I rang on the door and asked to come in. The man politely told me I had the wrong house and closed the door.

I walked off and carried on walking for a bit further and then found another house which looked like my friends house. The same polite man answered the door and told me to go away as I was waking his kids.

I apologised and carried on my way. I then found another, similar-to-my-friends house and rang the doorbell. Same bloke. I'd basically going on 15 minute walks, going in circles, and ending up at the same house, because it looked like my friends and I was sure he was lying and was trying to ruin my night.

On the third occasion, he told me in no uncertain terms to 'f*** off or I'll call the police'.

So I fell asleep in his front garden.

I was woken up about 20 minutes later and was given a police escort back to the party. Not my finest hour.

Very funny, I like the way alcohol dulls the senses so much that after the third time and being to f*** off, you thought it appropriate to fall asleep in his front garden.
My other story is from the early 90's after a midweek game away at Bristol city. I caught a wrong train home and ended up being stranded at portsmouth and southsea station for the night. I attempted to fall asleep in a corner of the station car park but was awoken by some lovely locals smashing up a shop.
Ahhhh those were the days

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Stone cold sober ... watching 'Babe' at the cinema. I think I caught no more than the first five minutes.

 

[Phat Baz 68]

Night club in Kingston Upon Thames
right next to the river in a nightclub that used to be called Cinderellas Rockerfellas, I passed out at O'Clock ?? and was woken by a gorgeous barmaid who i ended up going out with for two years !!!
Actually the sweetest most patient girl i have ever known and im still in contact with her !!

 

[Simon Morgan]

In a former girlfriends back garden naked,having made a very quick escape out of her window when her parents came home early from a night out.We were both very drunk and stoned,she was supposed to have thrown my clothes out for me but, while pretending to fall asleep to fool her Mum and Dad, actually crashed out.I wrapped myself in a couple of damp towels that had been left on the washing line,woke up freezing cold with a thundering hang-over,broke back in through her bedroom window only to fall arse over head and wake the whole house up.Her Dad came in and slung me out.I was 16 at the time,needless to say the relationship didn't last.

That is quite magnificent

 

[RowleyBirkinQ.C(deceased)]

Stone cold sober ... watching 'Babe' at the cinema. I think I caught no more than the first five minutes.

That's understandable. Just after my 12th birthday in 1984 my mum took me to watch space 2010. I fell asleep and apparently snored so loud I had the whole room in hysterics.
In my defence, 2010 was pretty dull even for an adult

 

[Sarisbury Seagull]

Numerous baths, bars, clubs, trains etc over the years but recently my finest?! moment came on my 30th birthday.

Went out in Winchester straight after work, got very drunk, and stumbled into my office at 3am and locked myself in. Set off the alarm, phoned a taxi to pick me up and ate the cakes that were left I had bought earlier. Proceeded to fall asleep at a desk and missed the taxi.

Woke up at 6am ish when it was getting light, panicked and tidied up the mess I had made, locked up and left before anyone came in.

Thought I might have got away without anyone noticing but the alarm call had gone through to my boss at 3am. He didnt come out though as apparently I had told him earlier in the night I would probably go back to the office and set the alarm off. I had also left my tie on one of my colleagues desk and left drunken notes for a couple of others.

What a mature 30 year old!

 

[Peever]

Middle of an open field..... woke up with no one around me....walked around a bit and about 250 yards away I found the party I was at....dont remember anything.

Side of the street to my house under a light post.... 3 hours there before a passer by must have seen me and called an ambulance

 

[Muzzatron]

In a stair well at the Imperial Palace hotel in Vegas. Forgot my room number and stumbled up an down the stairs until eventually tripping over, banging my head, and waking up sometime later not feeling great. Jet lag and alcohol is not clever.

 

[SeagullBT]

I once woke up in my GF's bed after a night out in Crawley. Sounds nice doesn't it; until she proceeded to show me a video of myself snoring my head off, naked with the fella still rock hard; I had passed out instantly after sex - sex which I didn't even remember having. We spilt up about 4/5 months after and I bet that video done the rounds amongst her friends after that.

The same ex GF claimed she fell asleep in a nightclub in Manchester (behind a sitting area I think) and woke up in a empty, locked club. She said she set off the alarms and escaped out of a fire exit. I find it extremely hard to believe, it's sounds too good to be true but seriously she was the least likely person I have ever met to bullshit so it had to be true.

I found my brother snoozing in the old Event in Brighton; there he was curled up on the sitting area upstairs that overlooked the dance floor. I wasn't even with him, I walked in and there he was. Sooo funny at the time!

 

[SeagullBT]

We lost our friend in Krakow for 12 hours last November. He was thrown out of the Hard Rock Cafe (he deserved it to be fair) and we didn't see him again until 10am the next morning. His coat was covered in mud and he had lost/spent all off his money - about £150 which gets you a lot over in Poland. He hadn't a clue where he had been, or he didn't want to admit the horrible truth; very funny, until he started throwing up all over our hotel room carpet.

 

[SeagullBT]

I have some more stories from my Krakow friend. On a night out back from Brighton we were on the Number 1 bus back to Mile Oak and we both fell asleep upstairs, no one else was on the top deck when we got on. I woke up to find some bloke slumped asleep next to my mate who was still asleep; it was very surreal, why didn't he go sitting in any of the other seats/rows? Very funny site; I woke my friend up and he started freaking out at the confused drunk dude.

And another, we were coming back from London on the train last April and he trotted off for a dump in the toilets. He phoned me up from the toilet and to come see him, I was greeted by some dude passed out drunk on the toilet floor and my mate sitting there having a crap.

 

[danish seagull]

I once fell asleep in a gutter in Hull (most of the place is like a gutter I know, but I chose the actual gutter) using the kerb as my pillow. Far far too much alcohol had been consumed and it was after a long day at work doing removals. Can remember sitting down for a minute at the side of the road and that was it.

A taxi driver woke me up and gave me and my mate a lift to the truck for free as we had no money left.

He had chosen the more sensible option of a shop doorway to fall asleep!

 

[bennibenj]

Got 2 - neither very exciting but love telling the stories.

1st - When living at home with my parents - I was as pissed as a fart, cant remember where I had been, what I had drunk anything. But woke up on the patio in the back garden, soaked through from rain. But dont know how got there as we had no back gate.

2nd - (not strange just the situation) Round a mates house on sofa - we had split the money to get wrestlemania on sky, stayed up drinking blah blah - woke up as the programme finished. Missed the whole thing.

 

[The Fifth Column]

After a heavy night out in Brighton circa 1980 I had no money left so decided to walk home to Hangleton. Made it to hove park and needed a dump so I used the public toilets, fell asleep on the pan and got locked in! No mobile phones in those days so used every roll of bog roll I could find to make a bed of some kind and got my head down til the morning, the bloke who opened up in the morning didn't ba an eyelid or say a word and I stumbled home.

 

[JJB]

The park in Salisbury next to Sainsbury's.

 

[Brixtaan]

Numerous occasions but without a word of a lie I fell asleep at Wembley in the late 80s or early 90s watching England v Brazil. I had been up all night but when the sun hit me I could take no more.

 

[Vatican Citys No.2 Keeper]

Grassy Verge somewhere in Southampton City Centre last July. Was on a night out with my housemates. Didn't think i'd had much at the time but they left the club we were in and I followed and was absolutely gone. We all ended up heading to another club - had never been there before, and have no memory of ever being there with the only clue I had was the door stamp I found on my arm in the morning.

From there on its a mixture of guesswork and blurry memories - I then apparently stumbled towards god knows where and decided this grassy verge near a hotel would make a good sleeping place. Fortunately I'd been in contact with one of my housemates who came and found me at 4am after I'd been sleeping for about an hour, and somehow got me home!!

The only recollections of this night I have are random terraced streets, waling towards the St Mary's Stadium area of the city, and trying to call a taxi and failing due to how inebriated I was!! Crazy night, and still talk about it to this day with my housemates!

 

[RowleyBirkinQ.C(deceased)]

I once fell asleep in a gutter in Hull (most of the place is like a gutter I know, but I chose the actual gutter) using the kerb as my pillow. Far far too much alcohol had been consumed and it was after a long day at work doing removals. Can remember sitting down for a minute at the side of the road and that was it.

A taxi driver woke me up and gave me and my mate a lift to the truck for free as we had no money left.

He had chosen the more sensible option of a shop doorway to fall asleep!

Wow, you fell asleep in the gutter. You cliche drunk you