Strangest place you've fallen asleep?

[Gregory2Smith1]

i once woke up underneath newhaven swingbridge,so i guess i must of fell asleep there

 

[Falkor]

i once woke up underneath newhaven swingbridge,so i guess i must of fell asleep there

How did you get there?

 

[Addick]

I think the worst one was after a beano in Brighton, fell asleep on the train with a bag of chips on my lap and woke up at Victoria with a fat / grease stain on my trousers, I was meant to get off at Redhill. The ticket guard at Victoria laughed at me and said that it was the second time that night I had been to Victoria! He kindly woke me at Redhill where I was late for a dinner party with my then girl friend, suprisingly we didn't last long together after that, can never understand women......[/QUOTE]


Genius

 

[forrest]

Forgot to add that I fell asleep at Old trafford during an England V Sweden game and also at the Amsterdam arena during a Holland v England friendly. Missed both of England's goals that night in Amsterdam

 

[bristo]

Machu Pichu surrounded by rabbit or guinea pig droppings

 

[Gregory2Smith1]

How did you get there?

staggering home one night to turkey town and ended up taking refuge under the bridge,things you do when oiled

 

[BensGrandad]

Walking along Goring Rd in my younger days after walking from Ferring in the early hours as my then girlfriend lived in Ferring and I fell asleep between The Mulberry and Shaftesbury Ave.

 

[Carrot Cruncher]

Some Japanese family's rec room. They would not stop screaming...

 

[ForestRowSeagull]

Some Japanese family's rec room. They would not stop screaming...

I ate a big red candle

 

[Mr Smggles]

Once fell very slowly asleep on a 20ish American girl's shoulder whilst on a ferry coming back from Ellis Island. I only realized when I woke up but, was only 14 at the time, so got away with it!

 

[ForestRowSeagull]

I once woke up under my bed after a night out, why I couldn't gain enough evergy to climb in is beyond me.

 

[StonehamPark]

Machu Pichu surrounded by rabbit or guinea pig droppings

On the very top of my to-do list

 

[Carrot Cruncher]

Probably Southampton Common. I was cycling across it after probably too many shants (don't do it kids...) and I thought it would be amusing to see how far I could go with my eyes shut. The answer was about 20 feet before I veered off the path and through a mudslick, causing me to fall off. In my 'relaxed' state, I found this position rather comfortable. Woke up about an hour later looking like the Swamp Thing.

 

[wakeytom]

At Newcastle grand central train station c2005 in a Sunderland shirt and woke up early hours waiting for first train back to Yorkshire. Also a ditch in the pouring rain after drinking too much one night

 

[Woodchip]

At the cinema watching Episode 1. Woke up for the Dath Maul fight at the end.

 

[Driver8]

I fell asleep in a client meeting. There was only the two of us so I was lucky to get away with it.

 

[Craig4004]

In a flower bed, next to a villa in Nerja, costa del sol. On the steps outside work- woke up and started work! And on a sun lounger in my garden. Didn't even wake up when it was pissing hard with rain. No alcohol consumed...Honest...

 

[bristo]

On the very top of my to-do list

Consider staying in Cusco and getting the early train along the river Urubamba valley to Aguas Calientes (now renamed Machu Pichu station I think). Great journey and by the time you have wondered at the place for a few hours a short nap is definitely on the cards if you can find a quiet corner.

 

[Seagull]

The floor of the ladies (couldn't read sign, honest, lashed, and mates couldn't find me!) in a pub in Chiang Mai, Thailand, woke up in morning, no idea where I was, quite scared actually
Also on the concourse of Bombay station with about 2,000 other people, either arriving or leaving at godforsaken times

 

[Barrel of Fun]

In a disused barn on the edge of Dartmoor, after managing to stumble miles from Exeter whilst inebriated. A tarpaulin blanket and a leaky roof did not do wonders for a nights sleep.

Thankfully, the level of alcohol did not enable me to scale a ladder and climb through a window of the neighbouring house. That would have been a little awkward had I managed to get in.