Strangest Place You've Fallen Asleep After A Night Out?

[Tyrone Biggums]

On a tug boat.

No idea how I ended up there.

 

[The Large One]

Not me - and not that strange - but a friend fell asleep on the train from Victoria to Brighton, and woke up at Brighton Station, after the train had gone to Brighton, back to Victoria, back to Brighton, returned to Victoria and gone back to Brighton.

 

[Stoo82]

On the beach. Only for a few hours, as I started drinking again when I woke up.

 

[daveinprague]

IVe just remembered another incident.
Was drunk in bar with ship mates in the 'gut' in Valetta in Malta.
Vaguely remember people talking about going to a disco at
RAF Luqa there....
I woke up, underneath a fire engine at the air base, where my 'friends'
left me and felt I would be safe...
Under a fire engine at a fecking air base!!...have no idea how that thought process concluded I would be safe, although, im still alive I guess.

 

[The Ringleader Returns!]

The boat on Shoreham roundabout.

 

[Giraffe]

Between the legs of a lady I had never met, and haven't seen since. Both fully clothed, but gave me a shock when I woke up. No idea how that happened.

 

[driller]

on my wife

 

[shellsuit]

on a fold up bed.....unfortunately was still in it when it was refolded

 

[KneeOn]

Back in April, in a car on the Dyke. Slept for two hours at like 6-8, drove home at 9, and managed to stay awake till 5.

 

[JJ McClure]

On a bench at Gatwick Airport after getting the last train home in the wrong direction.

 

[jimmypbha]

On a crazy golf course on the beach.

 

[Tim Over Whelmed]

Not me but my cousin fell asleep at half time during the 1977 Cup Final, Strongbow and being 15 was to blame, very funny though.

 

[Spacegull]

I once broke into an athletics stadium in Paris and slept on the massive padded mat they use for pole vault. Best nights kip ever.

 

[matthew]

In a cell! I win.

 

[Brighton Breezy]

A bath. A bath which had randomly appeared in my front room.

 

[Dr Q]

The Pitch and putt course on the Great Orme in Llandudno. Had a mate who lived on the Orme, went to walk up there from the town after a very heavy session, and took a short cut across the course and obviously neither of us made it!!

 

[Chester Drawers]

Inside a loud speaker at the disco on the Harwich to Esjberg ferry ... while the musica was pumpin out ...

 

[brighton_girl87]

McDonalds toilets Zante, I then came out to find my ex passed out on the restaurant floor covered in our food and drink.

 

[countrygull]

We held a dinner party for some friends: one of whom turned up very pissed, much to his wife's anger. He ate the starter and then got up quietly and lay down on the rug in front of the fire and fell fast asleep. At the end of the meal, just as we opened the door to see the night out in the pub, he woke up and joined us. The couple are now divorced.

 

[Alex Alex Dawson oo! oo!]

Amongst a pile of cushions in the Big Apple club, the morning after a Deep Purple gig.

In a university hall of residence car park in Leicester with a dart board on my chest and three arrows (the Agincourt variety) stuck in it. Something to do with playing rugby the previous day and being "fined" for kicking the ball from hand - any fat boys (ie rugby forwards) will be familiar that such henious offences are subject to penalty.