Strangest Place You've Fallen Asleep After A Night Out?

[nwgull]

I've never really fallen asleep in a strange place, apart from with my head down the bog at my student halls, however I did once fall asleep whilst a bird was riding me.

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

A bench at Cardiff train station. We'd been to a gig and missed the last train back to Southampton.

On a bed / sofa thing in a club in Southampton, with the music going at top volume. I'd done a 70 hour week and was exhausted!

 

[sydney]

down the bottom of an internal fire -escape in a night club in king cross in sydney.
on the bonnet of a car in surrey hills ...sydney
a cell........a few times.

 

[Gus Poyet's inner FLAIR]

Passport photo booth at Brighton station.
Twice.
With over a decade between visits.

 

[wag chaser]

The residents bar in the Black Lion Patcham (before it was taken over by Harvester) during one of CPJ's lock in's, woke up at 4am covered in make up!
Lords twice eek

The legendary CPJ lock ins after a night on the Hurlimanns lager

 

[Digweeds Trousers]

on top of my sister

 

[Gus Poyet's inner FLAIR]

Driving at about 120mph on the A27, westbound between Beddingham and Lewes.





















What?

 

[SirDouglasLoft]

Not really strange but on a bench in a park in Newquay.

 

[hart's shirt]

Backstage at Wembley Stadium in the dressing room area.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

On the bonnet of a car next to my old house at Uni.

A disused barn with a sheet of tarpaulin to keep the chill away.

A swimming pool changing room at a 21st birthday party - belonging to a neighbour of the party fiends.

A police courtyard in South America.

 

[Captain Pugwash]

A car that belonged to my mates brother, a bath, on a toliet while mid-poo and into my buddies breakfast!

 

[Gully]

In the grounds of a hospital in the Netherlands, dressed as a clown, I was woken by a bus driving past about 10 feet from where my head was resting. I couldn't remember how I managed to find my way there, though it was on the way home, my last memory had been being stood in a bar with my flat-mate several hours earlier.

 

[Washboard Didgets]

In an archway/doorway in Villiers Street in London (near Charing Cross).

It was opposite to the entrance to Heaven nightclub (after one of the Big Beat Boutique vs Bugged Out nights). My mates/colleagues came out and found me there, then I fell asleep again on the train back from Victoria, at which point they decided they might as well kick me for a bit instead...

 

[Aldridge Prior]

I fell asleep in the mouth of a Great White Shark.

I was in the cage, then fell asleep waiting to see one. Then it turned out some berk had left the cage door open and apparently the shark got in and tried to eat me and it would have done too but because I'm a body builder my arm muscles are apparently too chewy so I hit it on the nose and it didn't put up a fight because I didn't taste too good.

 

[Cosmic Joker]

I fell asleep in the mouth of a Great White Shark.

I was in the cage, then fell asleep waiting to see one. Then it turned out some berk had left the cage door open and apparently the shark got in and tried to eat me and it would have done too but because I'm a body builder my arm muscles are apparently too chewy so I hit it on the nose and it didn't put up a fight because I didn't taste too good.

Think the clue is in your user name for that one (former Viz reader)

 

[Cosmic Joker]

On the bank of a ship canal a few miles south of Amsterdam. The ship that passed at about 4am was very noisy indeed

 

[Gav1901]

Park Bench for 2/3 hours -_-

 

[AmsterdamAlbion]

Police Cell
Under a slide in a playground, woke up was sick, covered sick with loose gravel went back to sleep
Red light window

 

[sir albion]

On a busy pavement,well it was busy when i woke up
In the bushes
under a van
Outside my door,just couldn't make that extra foot

To many to mention

 

[sir albion]

I fell asleep in the mouth of a Great White Shark.

I was in the cage, then fell asleep waiting to see one. Then it turned out some berk had left the cage door open and apparently the shark got in and tried to eat me and it would have done too but because I'm a body builder my arm muscles are apparently too chewy so I hit it on the nose and it didn't put up a fight because I didn't taste too good.