[Football] Strangest conversation you've overheard at a football match

[The Maharajah of Sydney]

I'm more irritated by moron fans who go week in and week out and simply don't understand football, the rules or basic fundamentals of the sport

Absolutely. Agree 100%.
I mean, can you believe it, there was actually a guy at the Chelsea game who thought Cuccu had had a really poor match.
Unbelievable...