I nutmegged Dean Wilkins. And was in turn nutmegged (twice) by Micky Adams.
I went out with the neice of (Don I think) Fox - the rugby league player who famously missed a conversion at Wembley that would have won the Challenge Cup. One for the older readers.
I hired Paul Merton for £100 to do a stand-up routine at my 30th birthday party. His first television appearance was the following week.
On a school trip to the National Theatre, our teacher was being a bit of a prick and wouldn’t let us go into the bar area to get soft drinks or sweets.
Su Pollard was in there with a few others and she saw what the teacher had been like.
She came over to us and took our orders and got it all for us. She even paid.
The teacher was an even bigger arse to us for the rest of the trip but the smugness helped us get through it.
I was very good mates with the keyboard player in the Pop Tops who had a massive worldwide hit in the 70's with a song called Mammy Blue, although by the time I knew him he was back playing in nightclub bands.
I once met George Takei when I was a kid and made him sing the Star Trek theme to me. He obliged and gave me a signed autograph and wrote the lyrics on the back.
For the oldies - my wife is best mates with the singer from Clout.
I sold John Cleese several books about the Boer War.
I have played a lot of golf with Gerry Ryan.
I told Ben Crenshaw that his ball was in a bunker during the 1986 Open at Turnberry. He was not happy.
I checked Gyles Brandreth and the Chippendales into their hotels rooms ( not the same room nor at the same time I hasten to add ! ).
I've served Tony Blair tea.
I gave Tessa Sanderson directions to Castle Square.
I went to school with the sons of Matthew Corbett of Sooty. fame They were spoilt, loudmouth fools. I also went to school with Shakin Steven's son and Johnny Wilkinson was at my school but way younger than me and never met him.
My Stepbrother is friends with Roger Waters and played in a band with his son.
I shagged Geoffrey Bernard's daughter
I had dinner with Heath Ledger and Colin Farrell a few years ago.
I was on may way to a meeting in London. I was killing a little time at St Paul's when I realised I was standing in the middle of a film set. A few months later I was spotted on EastEnders with the Cybermen from Dr Who.