Steve Evans

[Lady Whistledown]

Same incident but proven (and received 6 match STADIUM ban. Nice):-

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/fo...8/Steve-Evans-ban-Six-matches-3-000-fine.html

Guilty of abusive or insulting behaviour, but they decided not to go with the indecent (presumably the cock-waving), that's what I was getting at

He's still a fat twunt.

Also: I swear to god he wears eye-liner. There's loads of photos of him where his eyes look funny. Definitely dyes his hair, but I'm pretty sure there's some kind of weird make-up thing going on. He has a bit of the Eddie Izzard about him at times.

 

[The Campanologist]

Didnt Crawley go to Manu a couple of years bak..i remember Evans drooling over Ferg (not literally...i think)

Yes they did and they gave them a bloody good game. I remember watching it in a Holiday Inn in Stoke-on-Trent shortly after we'd got smashed 3-0 by them.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

I assume there is a Mrs Evans out there somewhere. What a lucky, lucky lady SHE is

 

[sdmartin1]

hes the one who looks like a spaceship and i thought we were crap against middlesborough

how many pies will steve evans have 2mow at the amex

 

[LamieRobertson]

I assume there is a Mrs Evans out there somewhere. What a lucky, lucky lady SHE is

ye but they aren't very close ..as she cant get near him

 

[The Campanologist]

Guilty of abusive or insulting behaviour, but they decided not to go with the indecent (presumably the cock-waving), that's what I was getting at

He's still a fat twunt.

Also: I swear to god he wears eye-liner. There's loads of photos of him where his eyes look funny. Definitely dyes his hair, but I'm pretty sure there's some kind of weird make-up thing going on. He has a bit of the Eddie Izzard about him at times.

The official verdict -
'The Rotherham boss was accused of pulling down his trousers in front of the woman on the night of the ill-tempered clash which ended amid farcical scenes with five players shown red cards.
'It was further alleged that the breach included a reference to gender, a breach of FA Rule E3(2). Mr Evans denied the charge and requested a personal hearing.
'The Commission found that Mr Evans had used abusive and insulting words and behaviour towards a participant in or around the dressing room area at the end of the fixture which did include a reference to gender. The Commission did not find that Mr Evans had used indecent words or behaviour.

Yes I have noticed the eye liner thing too - really weird!!

 

[Lady Whistledown]

 

[The Campanologist]

Uncanny, completely uncanny!!

 

[Giraffe]

Spot on.

 

[Dan Aitch]

You block out the sun, you block out the su-u-un,
You fat b4stard, you block out the sun.

Your belly's offside, your belly's...

Your eyeliner's smudged...



Well, you get the picture. Lots of potential today.

Inc. "Fat Eddie Izzard, you're just a fat Eddie Izzard".

 

[kevtherev]

Odds on Evans will have Hyypia's number today. Rough us up a bit, out muscle us all over the park, two big centre halfs against a midget, grab a goal with a Stockdale mistake and walk away laughing with a 0-1 win.

 

[Mowgli37]

 

[Paris]

I've just laid 20 squid with Ladbrokes that Evans will get his old boy out on the touchline(25/1). Whether we'll be able to see it is another matter all together.

 

[CorgiRegisteredFriend]

Rumours around that all press photographers have been issued with extra wide angled lenses for the match!

 

[The Campanologist]

Oh my God just when I thought I'd seen enough of him, he's on the bloody Football League Show. Never thought I'd say this but where's Steve Claridge?...