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wehatepalace

Limbs
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Apr 27, 2004
7,332
Pease Pottage
I was talking to his sister in law this week, apparently he's looking forward to this game, and thinks they'll get a result down here. His brother still lives in Faygate and is head scout so takes in a lot of our games, they are quietly confident !

Cheer up Stevie Evans, oh what can it mean, to a fat Scottish ******* with a shite football team !
 






brightonmark1234

Well-known member
Feb 9, 2010
8,351
Worthing
I have just been reading what Steve Evans has been saying in the local paper in Rotherham. He reckons that our play in the first 20 minutes against Middlesborough was the best he has seen in the Championship this season. He also thinks that the Amex looks like a spaceship!
hes the one who looks like a spaceship and i thought we were crap against middlesborough
 






Bozza

You can change this
Helpful Moderator
Jul 4, 2003
57,292
Back in Sussex
He's also one of those men who looks even more of a mess, the smarter they try to dress. The sight of Evans running down the Wembley touchline in celebration during the League One play off final, then shambling back to his area, pulling up his suit trousers and tucking his gut back into his belt, was one of the more unpleasant scenes you'll witness in football.

MORE:
https://nortr3nixy.nimpr.uk/content.php?297-Stevie-Evans-is-a
 


Westdene Wonder

New member
Aug 3, 2010
1,787
Brighton
I have just been reading what Steve Evans has been saying in the local paper in Rotherham. He reckons that our play in the first 20 minutes against Middlesborough was the best he has seen in the Championship this season. He also thinks that the Amex looks like a spaceship!

If things dont improve soon there is going to be a lot more space at the Amex
 








Exile

Objective but passionate
Aug 10, 2014
2,367
Read my article on the odious Evans, here https://nortr3nixy.nimpr.uk/content.php?297-Stevie-Evans-is-a

Or don't. Whatever.

I was tempted to write that the likes of Evans have no place in the beautiful game. I'd be completely wrong though, of course - football needs its larger than life pantomime villians - everyone loves a good boooo. The Amex definitely benefits from a hate figure. Altogether now - "Stevie Evans, is a ..."
 


BHAFC_Pandapops

Citation Needed
Feb 16, 2011
2,844
I've had a bad week. This is mainly due to the game on Tuesday and the way we are generally playing at the moment. The thought of Evans and Rotherham outplaying and beating us tomorrow has been uppermost in my mind.
Evans may have said some nice things but he is not syched up yet and tomorrow when he starts to get wound up he will return to the fat sweaty wanchor he is. Rotherham was the first fixture i looked out for because of of my total distain for the clown.
If we lose I will be firmly supporting the Sami out brigade.
I dont care how we play tomorrow or how we do it but we must win if only for my sanity.
In fact I hope Evans does lose it because it means he has been beaten.
Rotherham are a decent side and we are going to need to score at least 2 because Alex Revell will deffo get at least 1.
Rant over.

True that.
 




Mackenzie

Old Brightonian
Nov 7, 2003
34,010
East Wales
Tipped me a winner at Lingfield a couple of years ago and his antics should get the crowd going....he's alright.
 




BHAFC_Pandapops

Citation Needed
Feb 16, 2011
2,844
I was talking to his sister in law this week, apparently he's looking forward to this game, and thinks they'll get a result down here. His brother still lives in Faygate and is head scout so takes in a lot of our games, they are quietly confident !

Cheer up Stevie Evans, oh what can it mean, to a fat Scottish ******* with a shite football team !

Nahhhhh, replace Evans simply with 'E' and I think you chuffing nailed it! :lolol:

Oh Stevie E is a farce, he blocks the tunnel with his arse, he swears and then he shows his lack of class!!

NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH

Cheer up Stevie E, oh what can it mean, to a Fat Scottish ******* with a shite football team!
 


Stato

Well-known member
Dec 21, 2011
7,370
He reckons that our play in the first 20 minutes against Middlesborough was the best he has seen in the Championship this season.

Perhaps when he says twenty, he means five. If not, how nice of him to overlook the goal we conceded after eight of those twenty minutes.
 




millerlad

New member
Oct 24, 2014
2
He might not be everybodys idea of a nice person (does it matter)but as a manager,and charachter wise,I"d rather have him than Lurchs" less animated twin brother.
 




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