Steve Evans

[lenny]

I have just been reading what Steve Evans has been saying in the local paper in Rotherham. He reckons that our play in the first 20 minutes against Middlesborough was the best he has seen in the Championship this season. He also thinks that the Amex looks like a spaceship!

 

[carteater]

fun

 

[El Sid]

Fascinating. Let's hope he can squeeze down the tunnel to receive his rightful welcome.

 

[shoreham seagull 1973]

Has he been smoking something?

 

[Elvis]

Or for those more familiar with Steve Evans.
' F##k#n Brighton played some of the f##kin best football I've f##kin seen at their f##kin space ship f##kin lookin f##kin ground....wheres these f##kin pies everyone is f##kin talkin about? HOW F##KIN MUCH?..'

 

[WATFORD zero]

Steve Evans, the only football manager who makes Harry Redknapp look classy !

 

[CorgiRegisteredFriend]

Direct from the Barry Fry School Of Management.

 

[OSRGull]

 

[Normal Rob]

What's a bureer?

 

[TomandJerry]

As posted in the betting thread my chant for tomorrow:

Big Steve,
Your just as fat as Sam,
Your just as fat as Sam,
Your just as fat as Sam

(Repeat...)

 

[The Fifth Column]

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That has got to be the shittest impromptu sign ever! Cardboard torn from a discarded burger box at the stadium - check. Childish scrawled writing complete with poor spelling and grammar - check. Other fans looking at you like the complete dick you are - check. Equally naff back up sign in reserve - check.

 

[Dougie]

I hope he brings his ear plugs tomorrow to protect them from the " wall of noise "

 

[Taybha]

Steve also has a direct line to our boardroom stating today on the radio he had a chat and Sami's job is safe as houses so hard luck to the Hippy outers .

 

[Normal Rob]

That has got to be the shittest impromptu sign ever! Cardboard torn from a discarded burger box at the stadium - check. Childish scrawled writing complete with poor spelling and grammar - check. Other fans looking at you like the complete dick you are - check. Equally naff back up sign in reserve - check.

You forgot 'too small to read from anything over 10 yards away'

 

[Ernest]

I hope Bloom kidnaps him and UNVEILS him as our next manager 'Stevie Evans Blue and White Army'

 

[Rookie]

Does he not watch much championship football? Best 20 minutes, did we have a shot?

 

[atfc village]

Hope he remembers his eyeliner tomorrow.

 

[Raleigh Chopper]

I've had a bad week. This is mainly due to the game on Tuesday and the way we are generally playing at the moment. The thought of Evans and Rotherham outplaying and beating us tomorrow has been uppermost in my mind.
Evans may have said some nice things but he is not syched up yet and tomorrow when he starts to get wound up he will return to the fat sweaty wanchor he is. Rotherham was the first fixture i looked out for because of of my total distain for the clown.
If we lose I will be firmly supporting the Sami out brigade.
I dont care how we play tomorrow or how we do it but we must win if only for my sanity.
In fact I hope Evans does lose it because it means he has been beaten.
Rotherham are a decent side and we are going to need to score at least 2 because Alex Revell will deffo get at least 1.
Rant over.

 

[Deleted User X18H]

He was definitely there week .

http://www.brightonandhovenews.org/...albion-baldock-returns-for-the-seagulls/36085

 

[Medwayseagull]

I hope Bloom kidnaps him and UNVEILS him as our next manager 'Stevie Evans Blue and White Army'

Is Evans still open for Bloom to buy a garment to cover his head ?