Spanish Dave - What exactly does he do?!

[Mellotron]

Nice.

 

[burrish-gull]

 

[Man of Harveys]

No. As ever, you decided to judge a player after a handful of appearances. No one is perfect. It has taken him a little while to find his feet. We all work at different speeds. Look how long it is taking you to think like an adult.

That's the NSC equivalent of steadily building up a vast, slimy, green snotball at the back of one's throat, then landing it - at pace - right between the staring eyeballs of this worthless vermin: an individual whose tolerated presence on this messageboard is such a mystery.

Astonishingly well done sir.

 

[Dan Gleeballs]

That's the NSC equivalent of steadily building up a vast, slimy, green snotball at the back of one's throat, then landing it - at pace - right between the staring eyeballs of this worthless vermin: an individual whose tolerated presence on this messageboard is such a mystery.

Astonishingly well done sir.

An interesting perspective to summarise a healthy lesson in not to be so judgemental. This particular post converts a whammy into a double whammy for the a fore mentioned by combining praise for original post with cyber phlegm. Borderline harsh but perhaps acceptable under the current circumstances.

Worthless vermin perhaps a little harsh. We're all Albion aren't we.

9 out of 10 a good score

 

[Triggaaar]

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Please no, that'll jinx him. Barnes was brilliant a year ago, his penalties were top drawer, so it can easily change for a player.

 

[Se20]

Up to his old tricks last night , naughty boy .

 

[Springal]

Up to his old tricks last night , naughty boy .

Lets deal in FACTS here. How many yellows does Spanish Dave have for simulation this year, and how many does Winifred 'TOM DALEY' Zaha have?

 

[kevtherev]

I thought Dave's volley on Saturday had shades of Hoddle about it..

 

[Triggaaar]

Up to his old tricks last night , naughty boy .

So he dived did he? They didn't say that on the radio, but I haven't seen it. Ok, just looked watched it - WTF are you talking about? Goodwillie took his eye off the ball and headed the back of Lopez's head - as clear a penalty as you'll ever see.

So have you actually seen it, and you're being a tit, or are you just being a tit?

 

[Wozza]

Quite a funny tweet from 'notguspoyet'

I've got 99 problems by Spanish Dave ain't one...

"Quite funny". High praise indeed!

 

[Se20]

So he dived did he? They didn't say that on the radio, but I haven't seen it. Ok, just looked watched it - WTF are you talking about? Goodwillie took his eye off the ball and headed the back of Lopez's head - as clear a penalty as you'll ever see.

So have you actually seen it, and you're being a tit, or are you just being a tit?

Not talking about the penalty, just repeating what's been said on another thread from those who were at the game, who weren't impressed with the rolling about, holding his face.
Take a chill pill Trig, and have a lie down.

 

[Triggaaar]

Not talking about the penalty, just repeating what's been said on another thread from those who were at the game, who weren't impressed with the rolling about, holding his face.

Maybe they didn't see he'd been headbutted

 

[Acker79]

Not talking about the penalty, just repeating what's been said on another thread from those who were at the game, who weren't impressed with the rolling about, holding his face.
Take a chill pill Trig, and have a lie down.

Maybe they didn't see he'd been headbutted

Adam El Abd was the one holding his face for no reason. I believe, if I remember the radio report correctly, Lopez made a big deal about supposedly having had his ankle raked by someone's studs, only for replays to suggest he was making a meal of it. There was also a vicente meal making incident according to the radio.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Thank god we only signed him for a year.

 

[nomoremithras4me]

Thank god we only signed him for a year.

Two assists in Cardiff on Tuesday?

 

[SeagullSongs]

Two assists in Cardiff on Tuesday?

Whooooooosh.

 

[The Wizard]

Fail threads like this show why players from abroad need time to settle in - Quality player now, bar Vicente he's our best passer of the ball

 

[GingerBeerMan]

He's come good, hopefully commits to another two years.

 

[nomoremithras4me]

Yeah ok he's not the quickest, but f*** can he read the game. Spanish Dave is going to be around for while yet imo

 

[Black Rod]

Yeah ok he's not the quickest, but f*** can he read the game. Spanish Dave is going to be around for while yet imo

Presuming we get him under contract, of course.