Spanish Dave - What exactly does he do?!

[RowleyBirkinQ.C(deceased)]

Spanish Dave - what exactly does he do?!

Is he quick? No.
Can he shoot? No.
Is he skillful? No.
Have we seen anything to suggest he's a dead ball specialist? No.
Is he physical?
Is there an end product? No.

Deadline day panic buy, and yet another waste of space in an overcrowded group of mediocre midfield players. His best spell in La Liga? The best part of 5 years ago now for a mid table side, before he soon became a fringe player.

Friday August 31st, the day Poyet killed our season, dismantling a midfield that was looking good up until that point.

Is he quick - yes
Can he shoot - yes
Is he skilful - mmm yes
Have we seen anything to suggest he's a dead ball specialist - I should coco
Is he physical - Does a fantastic somersault when his heels are clipped
Is there an end product - mmm still yes.
Could he have my babies - f*** YES

 

[blue2]

Deadline day panic buy, and yet another waste of space in an overcrowded group of mediocre midfield players.

Oh dear bet you wish you had not said this

 

[The Terminator]

Spanish Dave - what exactly does he do?!

He trends when he wants ...

 

[SeagullSongs]

The thread that just keeps giving

 

[The judge]

The thread that just keeps giving

 

[SeagullSongs]

to you too Judge

 

[Smithy]

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[S'hampton Seagull]

Re: Spanish Dave - what exactly does he do?!

He trends in the UK on Twitter too !!!

For the benefit of those not on Twitter?

 

[HenryC]

Spanish Dave - what exactly does he do?!

In answer to the OP's question. "He gets us out of the shit"

 

[portslade seagull]

Just seen Dave's penalty on SSN and it was class

 

[Triggaaar]

He's a half decent full back. Great.

I posted this before we'd worked out that he needs to be moved to fullback because he's not quick enough for the midfield.

Did Dave play right back today then?

 

[Weststander]

Lopez is a waste of space. Ship him out to a non progressive club like Cardiff or Leicester.

What has he ever done for the Albion?

 

[slartibartfast]

Lopez is a waste of space. Ship him out to a non progressive club like Cardiff or Leicester.

What has he ever done for the Albion?

I agree! Complete waste of space! Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Go back to Spain you .... oh wait... THAT David Lopez

 

[HawkTheSeagull]

For the benefit of those not on Twitter?

"Spanish Dave" was one of the most talked about thing on Twitter and "trended" - basically the most popular subjects. Spanish Dave was one of those on there around the UK.

 

[GingerBeerMan]

For the benefit of those not on Twitter?

https://twitter.com/search/realtime?q="Spanish+Dave"&src=tren

 

[TSB]

David Lopez ‏@David_Lopez_7
Thank you all for your tweets. Happy for the goal and especially the point scored. Now back home. I like "spanish Dave",hahaha. #seagulls

Is that the man, the myth himself? Nice to see his translator helps with twitter too!

 

[Puppet Master]

"Spanish Dave" was one of the most talked about thing on Twitter and "trended" - basically the most popular subjects. Spanish Dave was one of those on there around the UK.

Man Citeh fans starting to hijack it now for Silva...

 

[HawkTheSeagull]

Man Citeh fans starting to hijack it now for Silva...

Well they can jolly well piss off #TheresOnlyOneSpanishDave

 

[HydroJLW]

Mistaken...

Is he quick? No.
Can he shoot? No.
Is he skillful? No.
Have we seen anything to suggest he's a dead ball specialist? No.
Is he physical?
Is there an end product? No.

Deadline day panic buy, and yet another waste of space in an overcrowded group of mediocre midfield players. His best spell in La Liga? The best part of 5 years ago now for a mid table side, before he soon became a fringe player.

Friday August 31st, the day Poyet killed our season, dismantling a midfield that was looking good up until that point.

I bet you're regretting this....and if you're not, then you should be!

 

[wunt be druv]

It would seem he does turn into a proper decent player and bang in a penalty in the last seconds of injury time.Fast becoming an Albion legend.