Southend vs Albion

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Anyone up for this one?, I will be going because I currently live in the blinged up , fake tanned and racist county of Essex, and could do with an Albion victory to cheer me up in this f***ing hell hole.

 

[Parson Henry]

Anyone up for this one?, I will be going because I currently live in the blinged up , fake tanned and racist county of Essex, and could do with an Albion victory to cheer me up in this f***ing hell hole.

Not as kushty as Bevendean then?

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Mate, its not as Kushty as coldean!

Can't wait to get back to civilisation... mind you, good Rossi's ice cream in Southend and sex is pretty easy, as long as you dont mind your birds tasting of jellied eels and St.Tropez.

 

[Man of Harveys]

birds tasting of jellied eels

Don't they all?

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Don't they all?

Come to think of it....

 

[Simster]

and sex is pretty easy, as long as you dont mind blah unimportant stuff blah blah

How much are tickets again?

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

How much are tickets again?

£15.00, concessions £10.00

 

[Stinkers Bridge]

Where abouts is it? Are their any trains that go there? Should I get off at Prittlewell? Are there any pubs in Southend? Is it safe to wear colours?

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Where abouts is it? Are their any trains that go there? Should I get off at Prittlewell? Are there any pubs in Southend? Is it safe to wear colours?

Roots Hall is about 1/2 mile from Southend Victoria Station and is signposted, Southend is full of pubs and is not going to be Albion hostile

 

[Stinkers Bridge]

Many thanks.

 

[Hannibal smith]

You need to get a train to Southend Victoria. Plenty of pubs around there (including one in the station but none of them what you would call nice)

As BH say's its a chavvy hell hole full of Essex scummers whose aspirations in life are a Ford Capri with tinted windows and a bird called Shazza who takes it up the ringpiece in a Bus shelter. They are also extremely thick. One bird from Southend at Work thought the view over the river to Kent was actually France.

 

[Parson Henry]

Where abouts is it? Are their any trains that go there? Should I get off at Prittlewell? Are there any pubs in Southend? Is it safe to wear colours?

You can go the Piers there. Might sing a merry song whilst on it.

 

[Parson Henry]

Many thanks.

Lime Green Sweater and Ochre Pantaloons

 

[Simster]

One of my favourite chants ever was sung at Southend:

"where's your famous,
where's your famous,
where's your famous Essex slags?
"where's your famous Essex slags?"

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

You need to get a train to Southend Victoria. Plenty of pubs around there (including one in the station but none of them what you would call nice)

As BH say's its a chavvy hell hole full of Essex scummers whose aspirations in life are a Ford Capri with tinted windows and a bird called Shazza who takes it up the ringpiece in a Bus shelter. They are also extremely thick. One bird from Southend at Work thought the view over the river to Kent was actually France.

You mean....it isn't!

 

[supaseagull]

One of my favourite chants ever was sung at Southend:

"where's your famous,
where's your famous,
where's your famous Essex slags?
"where's your famous Essex slags?"

Mine at Southend was "Bring on the Champions"

...needless to say we got beaten 2-0 and Kuipers was substituted at half time

 

[NMH]

You need to get a train to Southend Victoria. Plenty of pubs around there (including one in the station but none of them what you would call nice)

As BH say's its a chavvy hell hole full of Essex scummers whose aspirations in life are a Ford Capri with tinted windows and a bird called Shazza who takes it up the ringpiece in a Bus shelter. They are also extremely thick. One bird from Southend at Work thought the view over the river to Kent was actually France.

Then I hope you corrected her and told her that it was actually Belgium, and that France was down the Thames a bit further. Do't forget to wax historical about the Battle Of Britain and the Few to who we owe so much who fought above the white cliffs of Harwich. If you think it's working and you might get to taste her jellied eels, go on about how Harold got an arrow in the eye at Bishop Stortford way back in 1966.

 

[steve-c]

me the bro and one other will be attending , (i won't let him put video on you tube till i've seen it )

 

[Northstander]

You need to get a train to Southend Victoria. Plenty of pubs around there (including one in the station but none of them what you would call nice)

As BH say's its a chavvy hell hole full of Essex scummers whose aspirations in life are a Ford Capri with tinted windows and a bird called Shazza who takes it up the ringpiece in a Bus shelter. They are also extremely thick. One bird from Southend at Work thought the view over the river to Kent was actually France.

 

[Gully]

Hannibal, stupid cow, everyone knows that Denmark is opposite to east angular.