South Stand Advice For Wilkins Tomorrow - Add Yours HERE

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Having seen this season how the South Stand can influence games by instructing the players to, say, SHOOOOOT!, when given a free-kick on the edge of the penalty area, or by pressurising the bench for Jakey's introduction after 70 minutes, thought it might be a fine and dandy thread to collect the, um, collected wisdom of the South Stand before Saturday. so... post your top tips HERE

Mine's include:

a) Don't do that crapola thing of attacking H Block end in the first half. Attack H Block end in the second half. Might just spur you on, cos you'll no doubt be chasing a defecit.

b) Don't go one nil, or even two nil, down in the first ten minutes. It's not big and it's not clever. Especially with rubbish teams who can't believe they actually got somebody on the back foot. It only encourages them.



Wilkins has not been charged for this service.

 

[Withdean Wanderer]

c) win game of football.
d) don't listen to mongs in H block.

 

[Easy 10]

Wrap up warm, but don't put your coat on till you leave the dressing room. You won't get the benefit.

 

[Dave the OAP]

1. When Thomson is playing in front of Racon, shout the following:


" You haven't a fecking clue Wilkins....Thomson is a defensive midfielder whereas Racon is a creative midfielder" ( a bit long rant but well worth it!)

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Don't play GOSBTS when the team is coming out. It completely drowns out any applause for the team.

 

[Questions]

Acknowledge the crowd when we say. ''Well done Dean that was a great substitution and a clever tactical change''

 

[Easy 10]

Turn your fridge magnet tactics board around so it rests against the dugout with the back facing OUT. The opposition will inevitably be giving us the runaround anyway, but theres no need to expose the few tactical nuggets you've attempted to pummel into our players heads to the opposition manager.

Unless its a cunning bluff.

 

[Storer68]

Turn your fridge magnet tactics board around so it reads

"F**K OFF, I'M IN CHARGE"

 

[fenech1elphick1]

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win the game and start jake robinson other than that no

 

[The Oldman]

and leave an attacker upfield when the opposition have a free kick in our half

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

and leave an attacker upfield when the opposition have a free kick in our half

and, more important, leave an attacker upfield when the opposition have a corner

not rocket science, just bleedin' common sense

 

[Jimmy Grimble]

and, more important, leave an attacker upfield when the opposition have a corner

not rocket science, just bleedin' common sense

 

[Easy 10]

When Hawsey shuffles over and mumbles his introduction of you at the start of the post-match interview, slap him firmly on the forehead with the heel of your hand, and tell him just to speak how he usually does in the match commentry.

 

[Jimmy Grimble]

1. When Thomson is playing in front of Racon, shout the following:


" You haven't a fecking clue Wilkins....Thomson is a defensive midfielder whereas Racon is a creative midfielder" ( a bit long rant but well worth it!)

Seems reasonable.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Leave that stupid feckin' whiteboard in the dressing room. It's embarrassing. Especially when you're always a goal down at home ten minutes into every game. Oh, and the diamond formation. Desist. It's a bit rubbish.

 

[vulture]

sort it out you bald c u n t

 

[vulture]

white and butters if we win its kfc all around

 

[NMH]

Remind the team that we are at home, and go at the opposition from the starting whistle - do not just let them get on with presenting their case for all three points.

Stay in the dugout, from the start to the finish.

Don't wait to see if we let in a goal, before putting on that defender when we are under the gun and you are thinking we could do with strengthening the defence.

 

[dougdeep]

win!

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Wear one of those cool hats, you know like Eminem wore in 8 mile on your balding pate Dean as there's going to be a chilly easterly with rain tomorrow and we don't want you catching a cold.