songs that make you absolutely bloody furious

[daveybgtt]

Anything from the script, WAAAAAAHHH MY MISSUS LEFT ME, I'M GOING TO SIT ON THE f***ing CORNER AND WHINE LIKE A PUSSY FAGGOT BITCH WHORE **** f*** FACED WANKER.

 

[daveybgtt]

Also that f***ing mess about fireflies, a thousand hugs from lightning bugs? what a load of toss, if you like it kill yourself with fire from orbit good sir!

I am angry about songs.

 

[jackseagull]

right i'll start : brimful of asha makes me want to pull my ears off my head with it's whiney shit and yes i am aware sir norman cook fiddled about with it to what extent i dont know? my all time punch the radio song is your gorgeous by babybird, absolutely catastrophic manure. While i'm at it fly away by lenny kravitz is also fundamentally incorrect. Thanx.

the fatboy slim version is a lot better

 

[Norman Potting]

i will always love you by Whitney Houston, just a high pitch squeal for the sake of it.
F***ing hate it.

Seconded, however it is a fine song when done by it's writer, Dolly Parton who I am sure just thinks of the royalty cheques every time she hears Ms Houston's desecration of it. Good shout re: Alexandra Burke's trampling over in hobnailed boots of "Hallelujah". I am sure if you can bear to listen to it carefully you can hear a kitchen sink being thrown down a lift shaft in the mix just before the Band of the Coldstream Guards and the Red Army Choir come in.

Song lyrics that cause irrational shouting at the radio:

"Viva la Vida" by Coldplay -"Chris, you did Ancient World Studies at Uni - what actual evidence do you have that "Roman Cavalry Choirs" existed and what would they have sung?"

"Empire State of Mind" Jay - Z and some woman. "...........These streets will make you feel brand new / Big lights will inspire you, let's hear it for New York". I have never felt inspired by a big light and your lyrics are banal, yet your song is considered a modern classic by the musical ignoramus' who fawn over shite on "local" radio station Heart FM - more music variety, my arse.

...And relax.

 

[brakespear]

"Viva la Vida" by Coldplay -"Chris, you did Ancient World Studies at Uni - what actual evidence do you have that "Roman Cavalry Choirs" existed and what would they have sung?"

I came very close to nominating this instead of 'Fix You' and I'm glad I left it for you to put far more eloquently than I ever could of

 

[pasty]

Gloria Gaynor, I will survive. Oh just fvck off! Get caught on the dancefloor when that comes on, and you'd need feckin' body armour to survive all the attitude driven, bints shouting their piece at you to that drivel of a tune.

Absolutely positively definitely 100% THIS. I f***ing DESPISE that song.

 

[Bry Nylon]

"Empire State of Mind" Jay - Z and some woman. "...........These streets will make you feel brand new / Big lights will inspire you, let's hear it for New York". I have never felt inspired by a big light and your lyrics are banal, yet your song is considered a modern classic by the musical ignoramus' who fawn over shite on "local" radio station Heart FM - more music variety, my arse.

...And relax.

Fantastic shout there, Norman. Its a song that just keeps on getting more banal. I'm staggered it gets airplay. I'd ban it just for the following lyric alone:

Hail a gypsy cab, takes me down from Harlem to the Brooklyn Bridge
Some will sleep tonight with a hunger far more than an empty fridge

What a load of HORSE SHIT

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Yellow- Coldplay

 

[pasty]

You're Beautiful by James Blunt.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Most songs by that smug, self-satisfied twunt Robbie Williams.

 

[Bry Nylon]

Most songs by that smug, self-satisfied twunt Robbie Williams.

Shouldn't that be Ronnie Williams?

 

[brakespear]

and while we're at it 'I Gotta Feeling' by Black Eyed Peas

 

[tonymgc]

Love Shack by B 52's makes me want to chew off my own arm and beat myself to death with the soggy end.

 

[PFJ]

Oh Sit Down by James
Love Cats , The Cure and anything else from cringe worthy period of shoe gazing

 

[Lady Whistledown]

I Just Haven't Met You Yet, by Michael Bublé.

Played approximately every fifteen minutes on Heart, sorry, Bublé FM.

 

[PFJ]

Oh yeah , and Hello by Lionel Ritchie and Lovely Day by Bill Withers . Absolute total tosh.

 

[pasty]

Glad All Over - Dave Clark 5

 

[The Large One]

Anything Cuntry & Western, but specifically 'Achy Breaky Heart'.

 

[The Large One]

I Am the One and Only - Chesney Hawkes.

I should f***ing hope so.

 

[The Modfather]

Anything by Robbie Williams, boy bands, anyone who has ever been in a boyband, X-Factor shite, anyone who is up there own arse (yes thats you Coldplay & U2), oh and dullards like Sting, Bryan Adams, Phil Collins.