songs that make you absolutely bloody furious

[brakespear]

'chasing cars' snow patrol another favourite of Heartless FM.

 

[chez]

I Am the One and Only - Chesney Hawkes.

I should f***ing hope so.

Hang your head in shame young man, hang your head in shame.

 

[bassking]

Bjork - it's oh so quiet, shhhhhh shhhhh f*** OFF YOU f***ing DUMB BITCH FROM HELL ARRGGHHHHHG

yes this fuckin crap makes me wanna eat my face.

 

[The Large One]

Hang your head in shame young man, hang your head in shame.

This song has no artistic merit whatsoever.

None.

 

[NMH]

Anything by Kings Of Leon-
Snooze Rock for the masses.

I hate their sound too, cannot understand how anyone can listen to that.

Oasis 'don't look back in anger'. I always think of 'bicycle built for two' when I hear that.
It doesn't make me furious exactly, but after all the crap they came out with.... they bother me

 

[NMH]

I came very close to nominating this instead of 'Fix You' and I'm glad I left it for you to put far more eloquently than I ever could of

Clearly!

 

[NMH]

Gloria Gaynor, I will survive. Oh just fvck off! Get caught on the dancefloor when that comes on, and you'd need feckin' body armour to survive all the attitude driven, bints shouting their piece at you to that drivel of a tune.

Ah, but it's great for weeding out all the cows you really don't want to be dealing with in that particular club that night.

 

[chez]

This song has no artistic merit whatsoever.

None.

Artistic merit? Meaning what? The song sounds excellent!!

 

[Daffy Duck]

500 miles by the Proclaimers. In fact, anything by the Proclaimers!!

 

[FamilyGuy]

i will always love you by Whitney Houston, just a high pitch squeal for the sake of it.
F***ing hate it.

This - and ANYTHING by Michael effing Jackson

 

[FamilyGuy]

500 miles by the Proclaimers. In fact, anything by the Proclaimers!!

This too!

 

[mikeyjh]

Morrissette - Ironic. No it's not.

 

[Easy 10]

That stinking putrid piece of decomposing sputum 'Lonely', by Akon, being "sung" in a stupid f***ing Orville the Duck / Alvin and the Chipmunks speeded up high pitched type sythesised voice. ANYONE buying or deliberately listening to that lump of CACK is f***ing retarded.

I mean it. Retarded.

 

[Lush]

Hey Ya by Outkast is out of tune screeching.

Coldplay should get an award for pretentious sixth form poetry lyrics. I am sure they are generated by some sort of computer - what adjective and noun shall we put together today? I know - Violet Hill!

Nickelback must be laughing at the stupidity of the music buying public all the way to the bank.

All have me reaching for the off button.

 

[Badger]

Kings of Leon - Sex on Fire
Shut up, for the millionth time just SHUT UP and how can sex be on fire anyway?

In fact anything by Kings of Leon or U2 makes me want to throw things at the radio.

 

[Trufflehound]

Kings of Leon - Sex on Fire
Shut up, for the millionth time just SHUT UP and how can sex be on fire anyway?

Phosphorus-tipped condoms?

 

[Trufflehound]

Any modern "R'n'B" song that features some girl warbling instead of singing. You know, when the songwriter couldn't think of actual words for the lyrics, so they just nod smugly and go "yea-eh-eh-eh-eh", or "mmm-mmmm-mmm-mmmm", or some other such meaningless drivel...

 

[Solid at the back]

Killers are we human or are we dancers!!!!!!!!! WTF

 

[Badger]

Phosphorus-tipped condoms?

I guess so but you'd need a rough edge to strike it against

 

[Norman Potting]

Any modern "R'n'B" song that features some girl warbling instead of singing. You know, when the songwriter couldn't think of actual words for the lyrics, so they just nod smugly and go "yea-eh-eh-eh-eh", or "mmm-mmmm-mmm-mmmm", or some other such meaningless drivel...

Hands up all on here who wish, one day, that when the "D.J." on Fart FM says "coming up next an all time classic piece of R'n'B" he then plays "Roxette" by Dr. Feelgood??