Ballroom Blitz by Sweet namechecks its own band members apart from the singer Brian Connolly who asks each band member at the start of the song...
"Are you ready Steve? Uh-huh,
Andy? Yeah,
Mick? Okay
Alright fellas, let's go!"
I like your idea of reality. You think that people can be thrown into a blazing furnace, so hot that kills people standing around it, can stand around in it for several minutes and can come out unscathed?