songs for the scum

[Brighton till i die]

Mmmmy old man
Said be a palace fan
i said f*** OFF BOLLOX YOUR A ****
YOURE A ****

 

[The Terminator]

(Lord of the Dance)

Glenn, Glenn, wherever you may be
You'd sell your gran for a decent fee
When Gus said no, you joined the scum
counting cash in your Croydon slum

think that better as it rolls of the tongue

 

[The Terminator]

whatever happened to my old man said be a palace fan?

he said **** off ****** your a ****

 

[Thinker]

Oh dear the Internet health & safety police are here! Are you for real? A light hearted discussion on what songs to sing at Palace and you are talking about jail sentences, GET A F.UCKING LIFE.

Ah bugger...i forgot the level of intellect on here-sorry-you carry on boyz
And if you want to be abusive to me why dont you do it properly?Putting a full stop in a word doesnt change it from being threatening.

 

[harmsey]

what about you are my sunshine?
oh craig mackail smith oh craig mackail smith
you make me happy when skies are grey
oh glenn murray is F*%$&^G rubbish
so please don't take mackail smith away

 

[POSKETT AT THE VALLEY]

You'll run again, You'll run again, You'll run again, You'll run
You'll run again, You'll run again, You'll run again, You'll run

If I die on a Croydon street wo-o wo-o
If I die on a Croydon street wo-o wo-o
If I die on a Croydon street there'll be ten dead palace at my feet
Wo-00000000000000000000000

Have avoided this fixture for 30 years to maintain my liberty, but boy am I looking forward to this one.

 

[ifuhatepalacestandup]

how do we get smokie played over the PA cant we all do birthday requests for small children

 

[ifuhatepalacestandup]

thinker ? did you not think! before you put up that post

 

[harmsey]

in your croydon slums in your croydon slums
you look in the dustbin for something to eat
you find a dead cat and you think its a treat
in your croydon slums!

 

[wellquickwoody]

....anybody here realising that the forum will be being closely monitored....?and given recent jail terms for incitement, people might just like to take a think about what they are doing,rather than being keyboard warriors..just a thought.but please carry on and enjoy if you think i might be wrong!

You really are rather sad aren't you? Just had a peek at your earlier posts and topics. Insider please, Insider may I, Insider can you? etc etc . A few other people having a little fun and you are whinging again. Sure your name is not Nigel?

Sent from between Susannah Reid's thighs via Tapadream.

 

[hitony]

I am going to move this to "The Other Stuff" section, please do carry on in there.

 

[humpy]

How bout to Glad All Over for irony when we win

And you've been (CLAP CLAP) f***ed all over
Oh yes you've been (CLAP CLAP) f***ed all over
Oh palace you've been(CLAP CLAP) f***ed all over
By Al - bi-on

 

[Thinker]

You really are rather sad aren't you? Just had a peek at your earlier posts and topics. Insider please, Insider may I, Insider can you? etc etc . A few other people having a little fun and you are whinging again. Sure your name is not Nigel?

Sent from between Susannah Reid's thighs via Tapadream.

Ah sweet...not whinging...had just been trying to remind people to watch what they are putting on a public forum....you carry on-my pleasure.

 

[Thinker]

thinker ? did you not think! before you put up that post

D'oh!yes...sorry-assumed there was some level of intellect.

 

[The Fifth Column]

Ah bugger...i forgot the level of intellect on here-sorry-you carry on boyz
And if you want to be abusive to me why dont you do it properly?Putting a full stop in a word doesnt change it from being threatening.

Oh dear it seems you are a member of the internet health and safety & punctuation police. If you feel threatened by that post you really are a soppy little wimp, so my advice remains the same. The full stop was so it would show in the post you utter Gimp.

 

[s5.bha]

How bout to Glad All Over for irony when we win

And you've been (CLAP CLAP) f***ed all over
Oh yes you've been (CLAP CLAP) f***ed all over
Oh palace you've been(CLAP CLAP) f***ed all over
By Al - bi-on

now that is class..............god I hope we have the chance to sing this.

 

[Thinker]

Oh dear it seems you are a member of the internet health and safety & punctuation police. If you feel threatened by that post you really are a soppy little wimp, so my advice remains the same. The full stop was so it would show in the post you utter Gimp.

Christ no-would be just toooo busy on here if i was..and thankyou so much for proving my point re intellect.glad you explained why you had put the full stop in...
Bet you wouldnt be like this face to face....

 

[countryman]

to the tune of 'my old man's a dustman'

glenn murray's a judas
he sold his soul for cash
and when he plays the albion
he wont survive the match

greer is gonna' snap him
barnes thinks he's a twat
an about that celebration
what the fuckin' hell was that

any takers?

I rather like this.