[Albion] Song for lamptey

[albionfan37]

Lamp-teys electric
He’s in a family full of eccentrics
He does things we never expected
And we need more time

To she’s electric

 

[Stat Brother]

As is customary I still maintain someone more talented than myself can do something with this:-


La La Lamptey

 

[Biscuit Barrel]

He's just too good for you.

 

[Swansman]

As is customary I still maintain someone more talented than myself can do something with this:-


La La Lamptey

If you start singing this I'm gonna go stalk Darren Potter instead

 

[Wellesley]

We've got Tariq,
He's got pace that's f***ing electric,
And I might be cufking dyslexic,
But he's sublime.

 

[BN9 BHA]

We've got Tariq,
He's got pace that's f***ing electric,
And I might be cufking dyslexic,
But he's sublime.

Winner.

 

[Skaville]

Amazing to think he’s been with us for 9 months, is fast becoming our best player and has played just a half in front of 2,500 fans

 

[Eeyore]

Lamptey's on fire, your defence, midfield, attack, manager, back room staff and fans are terrified.

 

[Skaville]

Nice and simple suggestion (we’re shit at anything else). Panic by The Smiths has that outro at the end “hang the DJ, hang the DJ”. Tariq Lamptey scans it perfectly.

If you wanted to pad it out a bit you could add

panic In defence in London
Panic on the pitch in Birmingham
Tariq Lamptey Tariq Lamptey Tariq Lamptey
Tariq Lamptey
Tariq Lamptey
Tariq Lamptey
Tariq Lamptey
Tariq Lamptey, Tariq Lamptey, Tariq Lamptey

Repeat

 

[EastWarren]

Tariq Lamptey - "I Want To Break Free" (Queen)?

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[peterward]

Lamp-teys electric
He’s in a family full of eccentrics
He does things we never expected
And we need more time

To she’s electric

This classic from 1981.

The Birdie Song


Da da da da da da da
da da da da da da da

Ta-riq Lamp-tey

 

[banjo]

Lamptey runs down the wing for me.

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

Say say
Two-thousand-zero-zero party over, oops he's sublime
So tonight I'm gonna party cos Tariq Lamptey's mine

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

Cos Lampteyyyyyy
He'll do what he wants to do
You gotta live your life
Accept he's to good for you.

 

[Guinness Boy]

This thread is up there with "let's go inter-railing in January", "perhaps we could move back to sharing communion cups" and "how about Live Aid 3?" for likely to happen any time soon.

 

[pasty]

This classic from 1981.

The Birdie Song


Da da da da da da da
da da da da da da da

Ta-riq Lamp-tey

Brilliant

 

[Gazwag]

Old school and simple

He's here
He's there
He's every ****ing where
Tariq Lampty
Tariq Lampty

 

[schmunk]

The Cure: Close To Me


We've waited years for this
Our right back is so quick
You'll wish you'd stayed asleep today
You'll think this game will never end
We never thought our right back could ever be
Tariq Lamptey

 

[dingodan]

(U can't touch this / MC Hammer)

na na na na, na na, na
You can't catch him
na na na na, na na, na
You can't catch him
na na na na, na na, na
You can't catch him
*Tar-Iq-Lamp-Tey

[Repeat]

*the "my my my my" bit

 

[Muhammad - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

Oh Tariq Lamptey, you are the love of my life
Oh Tariq Lamptey, I’d let you shag my wife,
Oh Tariq Lamptey, I want a pencilled on moustache tooooooooo