[Albion] Song for lamptey

[drew]

Old school and simple

He's here
He's there
He's every ****ing where
Tariq Lampty
Tariq Lampty

or even...

He's here
He's there
He's every ****ing where
Tariq Lamptey
Tariq Lamptey

 

[Swansman]

He is great he is quick
He is our Tariq
Lamptey, Lamptey
Impregnate my daughter and me

 

[drew]

CATCH US IF YOU CAN
The Dave Clark Five
(Dave Clark / Lenny Davidson)

Here they come again, mmmm-mm-mm
Catch him if you can, mmmm-mm-mm
Time to get a move on, mmmm-mm-mm
We will yell with all of our might
Catch him if you can (Tariq Lamptey)
Catch him if you can (Tariq Lamptey)
Catch him if you can (Tariq Lamptey)
Catch him if you can (Tariq Lamptey)
Now he's gonna run, mmmm-mm-mm
No more time for fun, mmmm-mm-mm
When we're gettin' angry, mmmm-mm-mm
We will yell with all of our might
Catch him if you can (Tariq Lamptey)
Catch him if you can (Tariq Lamptey)
Catch him if you can (Tariq Lamptey)
Catch him if you can (Tariq Lamptey)

 

[nwgull]

I’m just glad he hasn’t got a 5 syllabled name so we won’t have that ****ing awful ‘runs down the wing for me’ Heartbeat shite.

 

[wallyback]

Has to be this surely!

Nice and simple suggestion (we’re shit at anything else). Panic by The Smiths has that outro at the end “hang the DJ, hang the DJ”. Tariq Lamptey scans it perfectly.

If you wanted to pad it out a bit you could add

panic In defence in London
Panic on the pitch in Birmingham
Tariq Lamptey Tariq Lamptey Tariq Lamptey
Tariq Lamptey
Tariq Lamptey
Tariq Lamptey
Tariq Lamptey
Tariq Lamptey, Tariq Lamptey, Tariq Lamptey

Repeat

 

[Eeyore]

When Lamptey was at Chelsea,
Lampard this he said,
'We're sorry 'bout it Tariq, but we just don't need you yet'

But Tariq said 'That's okay, cos Brighton want me more'

And tearing up and down the wing he took the league by storm.

 

[Garry Nelson's Left Foot]

They call him Tariq lamptey
cos noone you see, is faster than he

to the tune of flipper.

Job done.

 

[Algernon]

(3 visually impaired mice)

Tariq Lamptey
Tariq Lamptey

See how he runs
See how he runs

He runs so fast that he's hard to see.
Athletic and powerful, we all agree
And technically gifted, to be P.C.

Tariq Lamptey
Tariq Lamptey

 

[Mr Bridger]

I was walking down the high street,
When I heard footsteps behind me ....



Ha, ha, ha, hee, hee, hee
My name is Tariq Lamptey , you can't catch me
Ha, ha, ha, hee, hee, hee
My name is Tariq Lamptey , you can't catch me,

 

[Postman Pat]

Lamptey Lamptey
Tariq Tariq Lamptey now
Lamptey
Oh Lamptey
Do do do it
Tariq please
Do do do do do do do etc..

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

It's Lamptey Lamptey, He is Tariq Lamptey
Everybodys looking forward to the weekend
Lamptey Lamptey, he is Tariq Lamptey
Everybodys looking forward to the weekend
Partying partying (yeah)
Partying partying (yeah)
Fun fun fun fun
Everybodys Looking forward to the weekend

 

[clockend1983]

Nice and simple suggestion (we’re shit at anything else). Panic by The Smiths has that outro at the end “hang the DJ, hang the DJ”. Tariq Lamptey scans it perfectly.

If you wanted to pad it out a bit you could add

panic In defence in London
Panic on the pitch in Birmingham
Tariq Lamptey Tariq Lamptey Tariq Lamptey
Tariq Lamptey
Tariq Lamptey
Tariq Lamptey
Tariq Lamptey
Tariq Lamptey, Tariq Lamptey, Tariq Lamptey

Repeat

I like this so added a bit which fits with original song

Panic in defence in London
Panic on the pitch in Birmingham(all shout Villa)
I wonder to myself
Is your goal ever safe again
As your back 4 are made to look like clowns
Tariq Lamptey Tariq Lamptey Tariq Lamptey
Tariq Lamptey
Tariq Lamptey
Tariq Lamptey
Tariq Lamptey Tariq Lamptey Tariq Lamptey

 

[Chickenlittle]

Now that Knocky’s gone...

We’ve got Lamptey, Tariq Lamptey
I just don’t think you understand
He only cost 3 mill
Now Lampard’s gonna kill
The **** that sold Tariq Lamptey!

 

[super-seagulls]

Now that Knocky’s gone...

We’ve got Lamptey, Tariq Lamptey
I just don’t think you understand
He only cost 3 mill
Now Lampard’s gonna kill
The **** that sold Tariq Lamptey!

It’s a good idea, the Knocky song got a lot of fans singing, but I’m not sure about the last two lines.
How about.

We’ve got Lamptey, Tariq Lamptey
I just don’t think you understand
He's got skill he’s got pace
Yves will boot you in the face
We’ve got Tariq Lamptey!

 

[hans kraay fan club]

They call him Tariq lamptey
cos noone you see, is faster than he

to the tune of flipper.

Job done.

No chance was Noone quicker than Lamptey. None whatsoever...

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Lamp-teys electric
He’s in a family full of eccentrics
He does things we never expected
And we need more time

To she’s electric

Heeeee's electric
We watch and we all get erected
He does things we never expected
Ta reeek Lamp Tee....

 

[Klaas]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3oimHJCURbo

 

[Garry Nelson's Left Foot]

No chance was Noone quicker than Lamptey. None whatsoever...

I dunno, it depends when we're talking about. If the race was 10 years ago when we got Noone I reckon it would be a close run thing.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

I dunno, it depends when we're talking about. If the race was 10 years ago when we got Noone I reckon it would be a close run thing.

Not a chance!

I'm pretty certain that Lamptey and Izquierdo are the two fastest players we've had in the 35+ years I've been watching.

Pre-hamstrung Buckley was probably third.

Lualua in the mix, if the race is over five yards.

 

[HAILSHAM SEAGULL]

Surely a play on the Hokey Cokey
The North stand, cos they can stand, bouncing up and down doing the hokey cokey.

He puts his left leg in,
He puts his left leg out
He puts his right leg in,
He puts his right leg out

Woah Tariq Lamptey
Woah Tariq Lamptey
Woah Tariq Lamptey
Knees bend
Arms bend
LAMPTEY