[Albion] Solly March, local lad and Premier League star, is f***ing brilliant

[Stat Brother]

Hopefully that will quash the rumours that he's lost both legs and will never walk again.

But oddly Solly can now fly a Spitfire.

 

[Blue3]

A few weeks no more than a month ago I saw him prematch on two crutches leg immobilised he looked a longways from ac playing

 

[Hugo Rune]

A few weeks no more than a month ago I saw him prematch on two crutches leg immobilised he looked a longways from ac playing

Same injuries as the Moder 20 month absence?

I’ve pencilled him down for 2025 at some point.

 

[Springal]

Same injuries as the Moder 20 month absence?

I’ve pencilled him down for 2025 at some point.

Moder had a set back that required a further operation though

 

[Johnny RoastBeef]

Same injuries as the Moder 20 month absence?

I’ve pencilled him down for 2025 at some point.

Also the same injury Solly March suffered circa 2015, that was just an 8 month absence.

A repeat of that would have him back middle of June.

 

[Is it PotG?]

My neighbour's dog-walker has a sister who's married to an orthopaedic surgeon, he says he'll be back in the summer.

 

[Nobby Cybergoat]

It takes as long as it takes. But if the fella is back for pre season training I will be delighted

 

[Bodian]

Saw this in an antiquarian bookshop yesterday. Thought it was about our man!

 

[Justice]

My neighbour's dog-walker has a sister who's married to an orthopaedic surgeon, he says he'll be back in the summer.

The dog walker must be related to my house cleaner who’s mate works in a dry cleaners and does PB’s mustard coloured clothes once a week and she said he will be back in August so must be true

 

[Blue3]

Same injuries as the Moder 20 month absence?

I’ve pencilled him down for 2025 at some point.

Moder had a major setback that required him having the operation a second time I have not read anywhere that March has had similar problem's so hopefully not as long as Moder but even so I think we will be lucky to see him this season

 

[Cowfold Seagull]

Also the same injury Solly March suffered circa 2015, that was just an 8 month absence.

A repeat of that would have him back middle of June.

Well he might be a tad surprised if he rolls up in the middle of June and finds no one there . . .

 

[SeagullinExile]

Could have ironed his shirt first. Scruffy git.

Have you tried ironing on one leg?!

 

[ConfusedGloryHunter]

Have you tried ironing on one leg?!

I did, burnt all the hairs off and left a nasty scar.

 

[SeagullinExile]

I did, burnt all the hairs off and left a nasty scar.

That’s nothing, waking up late one day, I ironed a shirt in the nod....I managed to iron my cock...that woke me up I can tell you!

 

[Commander]

That’s nothing, waking up late one day, I ironed a shirt in the nod....I managed to iron my cock...that woke me up I can tell you!

Please tell me that's true.

I got my cock stuck between two breeze blocks once.

 

[Joey Jo Jo Jr. Shabadoo]

There is a post on Facebook which shows Solly using some resistance bands so it looks like hes at the rehab/strength work stage although probably still very early days in his recover and very light work.

 

[schmunk]

I got my cock stuck between two breeze blocks once.

 

[warmleyseagull]

My neighbour's dog-walker has a sister who's married to an orthopaedic surgeon, he says he'll be back in the summer.

But is he shithouse?

 

[Shirty]

I got my cock stuck between two breeze blocks once.

You just can't trust these back street vasectomy clinics, can you.

 

[dazzer6666]

There is a post on Facebook which shows Solly using some resistance bands so it looks like hes at the rehab/strength work stage although probably still very early days in his recover and very light work.

Good to see he‘s in Dubai with the rest of them……