So, when you've been a bit of a knob with the wife....

[DavePage]

i go online to a football forum to gather opinions and suggestions, and follow them. what could go wrong?

What if she doesn’t agree with the Left Back situation?

 

[Albion my Albion]

What I don't understand is when the mrs says "what do you think you are doing? You are not sleeping in MY bed tonight. You know what you did and I'm still mad at you."

Usually I have no idea what I did but I move out to the guest bedroom and apologize for whatever I might have done.

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Buy her a Range Rover?

She's not a WAG

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Mrs HT thought that the European Space Agency was an EU institution...

Have to say this really did make me laugh out loud.

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

What if she doesn’t agree with the Left Back situation?

The missus has only seen one Albion game, the game when Vicente beat Pompey single handedly. She asked me afterwards "why don't you get more players like him?" She knows her shit.

 

[nwgull]

If i've done or said something worthy of an apology then I simply apologise. If she doesn't accept it or carries it on or refuses to let the issue go I just ignore her and relish the silence whilst she winds herself up. Life's too short to let someone else stress you out so keep it simple and they soon get over it.

Simple, rational but brilliant advice to anyone in a relationship, which I wish I'd been told when I was 20!

 

[Brighton_Rose]

Definitely diamonds!

 

[sussex_guy2k2]

What I don't understand is when the mrs says "what do you think you are doing? You are not sleeping in MY bed tonight. You know what you did and I'm still mad at you."

Usually I have no idea what I did but I move out to the guest bedroom and apologize for whatever I might have done.

this is a joke right? This doesn't actually happen to men does it?

 

[El Presidente]

this is a joke right? This doesn't actually happen to men does it?

Yes it does, fortunately the spare room is where I keep my collection of RAZZLE.

 

[sussex_guy2k2]

Yes it does, fortunately the spare room is where I keep my collection of RAZZLE.

So essentially you've made the spare room a "man cave"? If that's the case, get in trouble as regularly as possible.

 

[The Clamp]

I refuse to argue with people. Wife or otherwise. If anyone has a pop at me I just end it by saying "You're probably right" and walk away. Let them waste thero own tome stewing over it, cos I ain't wasting any of mine.

 

[Hampster Gull]

I refuse to argue with people. Wife or otherwise. If anyone has a pop at me I just end it by saying "You're probably right" and walk away. Let them waste thero own tome stewing over it, cos I ain't wasting any of mine.

What if they are wrong and its important?

 

[Spicy]

There is no recovery tactic. She will decide when I'm forgiven.

So glad that men know their place.

 

[jackanada]

You poor saps. My missus gets a good strop on but generally apologises for it before the day is out and says she'll try to be nicer to me.
On very rare occasions she holds a hump for more than a day. I wait it out and once she's reasonable give her funbean plenty of attention. Soon enough she's forgotten what it was about and can't speak in words anyhow.

 

[Shropshire Seagull]

On page 10 already and I can't believe that none of the wise folk of NSC have suggested taking her sister / best-mate to bed while the missus is out doing the shopping.
Then gives her a genuine reason to have a strop.

Poor effort ....

 

[The Clamp]

What if they are wrong and its important?

They are wrong. It's never important.

 

[Wrong-Direction]

Well this thread has defiantly put me off marriage

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Yes it does, fortunately the spare room is where I keep my collection of RAZZLE.

Is it indeed!?

 

[Albion my Albion]

this is a joke right? This doesn't actually happen to men does it?

Better than an argument that you have no chance of winning. We would argue for hours. This way you avoid the mess and the Mrs she gets some retribution.

 

[hitony]

I refuse to argue with people. Wife or otherwise. If anyone has a pop at me I just end it by saying "You're probably right" and walk away. Let them waste thero own tome stewing over it, cos I ain't wasting any of mine.

You will find NSC is just the place for you............A word of advice, put your saying "You're probably right" on copy & paste, you may well be using it quite a bit