Snog for James Wislon

[Moshe Gariani]

Posh Spice is a naturalist
She greatly admires bison
And when she's shagging Beckham
She thinks of James Wilson

 

[Prince Monolulu]

 

[SteveTheSeagull]

Can we move away from the Posh Spice song? Her and Beckham are hasbins.

 

[LamieRobertson]

Posh Spice is a naturalist
She greatly admires bison
And when she's shagging Beckham
She thinks of James Wilson

Lacks any rhymes

 

[Medwayseagull]

Not sure he is up for you kissing him yet !

 

[Dr. Notthenineo'clocknews]

It knocks "wheel loose" into a cocked hat!

 

[StonehamPark]

Couldn't we all just simulateously scream WWIIILLLLLSSUUUUUUNNNNNNNN...

...Everytime he gets the ball?

 

[LlcoolJ]

I'm very pleased with the signing but that's going a bit far.

 

[ChazzyBHA]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aczGAmOV8gs

"James Wilson is magic, he wears a magic hat,
he could of stayed at Man U, but he said no f**k that,
he scores goals with his left foot, he scores goals with his right,
and when we win the league, we will sing this song all night!"

 

[Postman Pat]

More than van gaal, more than van gaal.
We love James Wilson, much more than van gaal.

 

[pornomagboy]

Didn't quote

 

[pornomagboy]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aczGAmOV8gs

"James Wilson is magic, he wears a magic hat,
he could of stayed at Man U, but he said no f**k that,
he scores goals with his left foot, he scores goals with his right,
and when we win the league, we will sing this song all night!"

I like this

 

[Goldstone1976]

Posh Spice is a slapper
she loves a bit of biltong
but when she's shagging Beckham
she thinks of eating Wilson

 

[Seagull kimchi]

Couldn't we all just simulateously scream WWIIILLLLLSSUUUUUUNNNNNNNN...

...Everytime he gets the ball?

Will this be us after he bangs in 20 goals by March and gets recalled when Rooney stubs his toe?

 

[Frutos]

I would.

 

[cowburn86]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aczGAmOV8gs

"James Wilson is magic, he wears a magic hat,
he could of stayed at Man U, but he said no f**k that,
he scores goals with his left foot, he scores goals with his right,
and when we win the league, we will sing this song all night!"

This is very close to perfect, can i suggest a couple of tiny tweaks to make it fit slightly better?

James Wilson is magic, he wears a magic hat,
he could have stayed at United, but he said no f**k that,
he scores goals with his left foot, he scores goals with his right,
and when we win the Championship, we'll sing this song all night!

 

[TWOCHOICEStom]

Couldn't we all just simulateously scream WWIIILLLLLSSUUUUUUNNNNNNNN...

...Everytime he gets the ball?

This would be magical.

 

[dazzer6666]

Couldn't we all just simulateously scream WWIIILLLLLSSUUUUUUNNNNNNNN...

...Everytime he gets the ball?

This........

 

[knocky1]

Couldn't we all just simulateously scream WWIIILLLLLSSUUUUUUNNNNNNNN...

...Everytime he gets the ball?

Very good. Shouldn't we sign the next line at 48 seconds when he does something inspirational on the pitch?

 

[dazzer6666]

This is very close to perfect, can i suggest a couple of tiny tweaks to make it fit slightly better?

James Wilson is magic, he wears a magic hat,
he could have stayed at United, but he said no f**k that,
he scores goals with his left foot, he scores goals with his right,
and when we win the Championship, we'll sing this song all night!

Needs to be 'ManU' not 'United' - too many syllables.
and 'and when we get promoted' ?