Snog for James Wislon

[severnside gull]

You just know it'll end up with "Jimmy Jimmy give us a goal" or some repetitive clapping along to "Jiiiimmy Wilson......Jiiiimmy Wilson".

 

[Surf's Up]

Posh Spice is a naturalist
She greatly admires bison
And when she's shagging Beckham
She thinks of James Wilson

in order for this to work (leaving to one side the fact that it doesn't scan) it requires a bizarre pronunciation of the word Wilson to ensure it ryhmes with Bison - its a big NO from me

 

[Prince Monolulu]

Wilson........FIRE

 

[worthingseagull]

WINNER

James Wilson is magic, he wears a magic hat,
he could have stayed at ManU, but he said no f**k that,
he scores goals with his left foot, he scores goals with his right,
and when we get promoted, we'll sing this song all night!

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

Carry on my wayward son.


Carry on my James Wilson,
For you have pace and you are fun
You are better than Leon Best
You must try to score

Der der der der, der der der der. DER DER. DER DER.

He's a man on loan for a reason
He's at the Amex for the whole season
And if I claim to be a wise man, it surely means that I don't know
On a stormy sea of moving emotion
Tossed about I'm like a ship on the ocean
I set a course for winds of fortune, but I hear the voices say

Carry on my James Wilson,
For you have pace and you are fun
You are better than Leon Best
You must try to score

Der der der der, der der der der. DER DER. DER DER.

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

WILSON WILSON ROCK YOU.
WILSON WILSON ROCK YOU.

We've signed this budding boy, make a big noise, saying he's gonna play in the prem one day.
He's got plenty of pace, we think he's ace, He's gonna put the Championship in it's place.

WILSON WILSON ROCK YOU.

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

Humidity is rising
Barometers getting low
According to our sources
This guy is not slow

Cause today, for the first time
Well, ever since ginger scholes
We like a United player
because he's gonna score us goals


It's James Wilson! Hallelujah! It's James Wilson
Tall, strong, quick and lean.
He will vastly improve our team.

 

[Prince Monolulu]

Those putting the mandatory stream of 'der der der's in obviously have a better chance of success as we know.

 

[nwgull]

WILSON WILSON ROCK YOU.
WILSON WILSON ROCK YOU.

We've signed this budding boy, make a big noise, saying he's gonna play in the prem one day.
He's got plenty of pace, we think he's ace, He's gonna put the Championship in it's place.

WILSON WILSON ROCK YOU.

The 'Wilson Wilson Rock You' on its own would be very good: it's short, original for a football chant (I think) and easy to learn.

However, we'll probably end up with something to the tune of Sloop John B or 7 Nation Army, as seems to be the current trend.

 

[Munchkin]

One slight tweak....

James Wilson is magic, he wears a magic hat,
And when he saw The Amex, he said I fancy that,
he scores goals with his left foot, he scores goals with his right,
and when we get promoted, we'll sing this song all night!

 

[Moshe Gariani]

One slight tweak....

James Wilson is magic, he wears a magic hat,
And when he saw The American Express Elite Football Performance Centre, he said I fancy that,
he scores goals with his left foot, he scores goals with his right,
and when we get promoted, we'll sing this song all night!

This.

p.s. could be a good song with a further tweak - less of a mouthful but still makes sense without the word "goals" included

 

[pornomagboy]

One slight tweak....

James Wilson is magic, he wears a magic hat,
And when he saw The Amex, he said I fancy that,
he scores goals with his left foot, he scores goals with his right,
and when we get promoted, we'll sing this song all night!

And when he scores for brighton we will sing this song all night

 

[Sheebo]

So someone do a final decision on it then and try get it going in the north tomo..?

 

[Sheebo]

Ps - 'when he scores for Brighton' may be better as the other one becomes void if we slip to 10th ?

 

[Moshe Gariani]

So someone do a final decision on it then and try get it going in the North and WSU tomo..?

James Wilson is magic, he wears a magic hat,
And when he saw The Amex, he said I fancy that,
He scores with his left foot, he scores with his right,
And when we get promoted, we'll sing this song all night!

Ohhhh... James Wilson is magic, etc etc

 

[Moshe Gariani]

James Wilson is magic, he wears a magic hat,
And when he saw The Amex, he said I fancy that,
He scores with his left foot, he scores with his right,
And when we get promoted, we'll sing this song all night!

Ohhhh... James Wilson is magic, etc etc

I think we need a "promotion" song... we will be in top 6 all season - if we're not we won't want to be singing about James Wilson anyway.... !!!

 

[Hiney]

So someone do a final decision on it then and try get it going in the north tomo..?

Hasn't it got to be signed off by the designated Song Police (Box)?

 

[Megazone]

How about a more down to earth version?

James Wilson has potential, he needs a bit of experience.
and when he has a good game, we will appreciate that.
He's capable of using both his left and right.
And when we win a game, Let's hope Wilson played al-right.

 

[Sheebo]

Hasn't it got to be signed off by the designated Song Police (Box)?

Haha Nope I've overridden that and it's signed off - songs can be born on NSC but problem is loads of suggestions come in after - pick one that seems popular and run with it

Someone can start a new thread if they want to