Smash hit songs that you absolutely detest

[Normal Rob]

Are we Human?
Or are we dancers?

neither - you are c*nts.

 

[The Modfather]

Anything that Simon 'Satan' Cowell has beeen involved with

 

[Braders]

Anything by Leona Lewis , Alexandre Burke ,Nicki Minaj, One Direction , Wanted , JLS or Coldplay.

 

[Norman Potting]

Anything played on Heart FM.

I think that encapsulates it nicely - thread closed? I listen to Radio 2 when I am not Spotifying, Radio 2 generally rocks apart from the "Organist Entertains".

 

[El Presidente]

I think that encapsulates it nicely - thread closed? I listen to Radio 2 when I am not Spotifying, Radio 2 generally rocks apart from the "Organist Entertains".

I've got a DVD called 'The Organist Entertains' from Denmark in 1975.......

 

[The Peanut Roaster]

I genuinely detest ANYTHING by the floppy haired tinny scousers fronted by the bloke with the flop topped wanky grin.

Love me do, my BOLLOCKS.

 

[Austrian Gull]

The Joker by The Steve Miller Band.

 

[Norman Potting]

Anything termed "R'n'effingB" these days. I blame Boyz/sIIMen and their tedious ilk - making serious, sincere faces, standing about in suits with 3 or 4 mates, looking earnestly into camera, moving arms about like penguins, singing "oh yeah baby" a lot. Makes me want to punch myself in the face.

R'n'B to me is Dr Feelgood and the like - not this sort of stuff.

 

[Norman Potting]

This, along with Chris DeBurgh's lady in bloody red. Chris DeBurgh did some excellent early stuff before he bought that out

Red red wine by UB40 and most things by U2 are high up there along with anything by fine young cannibals

? Excellent Early Stuff ?? Although it is rarely played on the radio hearing "Spanish Train" is enough to make me leave the room screaming.

And whilst we are at it I loath and detest everything that Michael Jackson did after leaving the Jackson 5. Earth Song - biggest pile of pretentious detritus ever committed to tape, when he gets to the bit at the end when his "singing" seems to degenerate into a form of shrieking it makes me want to try and nail my ear to a plank. IMHO Jarvis Cocker should forever be admired for visibly trying to highlight what an overblown piece of excrement this song is.

.............And relax.

 

[robinsonsgrin]

perfect - fairground attraction.... oh god and dancing in the moonlight..HATE HATE HATE that intro and, sorry but anything by guns n roses

 

[melias shoes]

I genuinely detest ANYTHING by the floppy haired tinny scousers fronted by the bloke with the flop topped wanky grin.

Love me do, my BOLLOCKS.

.....and breathe..

 

[Nibble]

I genuinely detest ANYTHING by the floppy haired tinny scousers fronted by the bloke with the flop topped wanky grin.

Love me do, my BOLLOCKS.

This. Cannot stand this at best medioicre band

 

[tweenster]

Mull of Kintyre - Paul McCartney and Wings.. A truly awful piece of rubbish.

 

[BensGrandad]

Don McLean American Pie what a durge that goes on forever.

 

[Nibble]

Another vote for Wacko Jaco Kiddy Fiddler from me. Utter gash the entire body of his work.

 

[melias shoes]

Anything stock,Aikin and waterman insulted our ears with. That repetitive drone they seemed to manage to put on every track they turned out. They got loads of number ones! How? Who was buying that utter tripe.

 

[Tony Towner's Fridge]

I had this conversation with the Wife and kids yesterday. My eldest lad and me absolutely HATE Queen post Brighton Rock! There was a TV programme last week when they were trying to get some water workers singing 'Under Pressure' in a choir. Jeez,it is a bad bad song but nowhere near as bad as Bohemian Rhapsody.

My all time favourite worst sh!te track......

Pity cos Seven Seas of Rye was quite good.

TNBA

TTF

 

[Theatre of Trees]

List could be endless but Candle in the f***ing wind needs to be buried in a deep vault somewhere. Along with everything ever released by Simply Red and U2.

 

[chez]

Another vote for Wacko Jaco Kiddy Fiddler from me. Utter gash the entire body of his work.

Just out of interest, what kind of music do you actually like as you seem to detest pretty much everything??

 

[Fran Hagarty]

Bleeding Love, Run and any other of the dire songs by Leona Lewis.