Small things that irritate you.....

[pearl]

library books that are constantly out on loan

 

[looney]

Loud eating, particularly crisps and apples
People who use Facebook to 'stalk' - they never post anything at all, but when you see them they will give you a detailed account of what you've posted......
'Like'
'OMG'
Adults using 'holibobs', 'Amazeballs', '3 more sleeps' and other such shite
Your/you're/they're/there/their/could of etc
Vegan/vegetarians aggressively pushing their agenda (each to their own but this annoys me for some reason)

I agree with virtually all of those, may I add to stupid sayings and tropes, "This is why we cant have nice things".

What does that even mean?

While I am at it and I could write a book full of things that anoy me, motorists that cut the corner when turning right forcing me to break.

When a cafe etc puts out free ketchup and its the cheap over vinegared stuff.

 

[looney]

People who fold up the collars of their polo shirts. Only two people have ever pulled off the upturned collar look without looking like massive wankers.

You should go to google images and put in popped collar meme or/and popped collar douchebag.

 

[Gully Forever]

Off topic threads, That have nothing to do with our Football Club.

 

[Razzoo]

You should go to google images and put in popped collar meme or/and popped collar douchebag.

Can't be arsed

 

[looney]

"black pepper and sea salt" flavoured crisps.
"cider vinegar and sea salt" flavoured crisps. Twats.

What is wrong with "salt and pepper" or "salt and vinegar" then you absolute TWATS?

They are not crisps they are "Kettle chips".

 

[Eric Youngs Contact Lense]

Nasal hair - unsightly, tough and so painful to get out!
Sand and sun cream
Flip-flops - noise they make.
Mike Dean - very small and very irritating

 

[looney]

Can't be arsed

 

[Weststander]

No 1 surely applies to the eating of all food.

Also people who gape all the time (please no smut) ie those people who are open-mouthed permanently - gormless idiots.

There's something about crisps. In sitting lengthy professional exams a few years back, candidates were allowed to bring in limited snacks and drinks. I sat besides an unhealthy hog, in an otherwise dead silent exam hall, who loudly chomped away on crisps with the irritating rattling of the bag too. What a selfish cock.

 

[Zebedee]

Discourtesy

Ignorance

Poor grammar.

 

[Weststander]

People who don't say please and thank you to shopkeepers / assistants.

I've never worked in retail, but have witnessed many a rude customer, whilst queuing behind them.

 

[Diablo]

Their They're There
Compliment Complement
Knockheart Knockhart etc
Houghton
Upmost Utmost
Premiership

Any other simple "mistake" as in the above examples.

Your joking !

 

[Weststander]

Subjectivivity in weather forecasts - there should be no place for..."lovely sunshine", " I'm afraid the rain is on its way" etc etc.

"Bad news, snow's on the way". Whereas many people love the (a rare event in SE England) white stuff.

 

[murciagull]

Traffic reports that say "2 miles worth of delays" Yes its you I'm talking about Radio Sussex.

 

[Lower West Stander]

Tourists during rush hour in London.

And following on from the above, traffic reports which tell you the road is clear when you re stuck in traffic. And then tell you to avoid it after you've been stuck for an hour


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[looney]

People using first instead of only, as in..

"Obama, Americas first black president"

Who was the second?

 

[Bakero]

"This is why we cant have nice things".

What does that even mean?

Isn't that one self explanatory? It may well have existed before but I remember it being said by Lisa in the episode of The Simpsons many years ago.

People using first instead of only, as in..

"Obama, Americas first black president"

Who was the second?

So when Izquierdo bangs in a winner on Saturday should people refer to it as Brighton's only PL goal or 1st PL goal?

 

[portlock seagull]

This isn't small, it's massive. But road works, where they dig a small hole put cones around and duck off for seven weeks causing chaos for what is essentially an hours work filling in a pothole. We're not talking building a new bypass here! In my government they'd be forced to complete before allowed to leave. Or be shot for failing to repair in a reasonable amount of time. Grrrrrr

 

[Green Cross Code Man]

This isn't small, it's massive. But road works, where they dig a small hole put cones around and duck off for seven weeks causing chaos for what is essentially an hours work filling in a pothole. We're not talking building a new bypass here! In my government they'd be forced to complete before allowed to leave. Or be shot for failing to repair in a reasonable amount of time. Grrrrrr

Totally agree. Once had a situation like that around the corner from my house in Liverpool. The cones etc guarding people from falling into it and cars from driving into it kept falling over. I phoned the bloke on Liverpool council so much he threatened to leave the country and live a better life in Spain. After weeks of complaints I threatened to fill the hole in myself. It was only then they took any notice and the next day, sure enough, the council were there sorting the problem out.

 

[Gabbafella]

Txt spk. Fkin h8 it. I mean wtf?!