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[red star portslade]

what is your ideal size in a female.... tall, small, fat or thin etc?

Small women all day long for me, due to their low food costs, poor tolerance of Rohypnol, savings on gaffer tape, lack of struggle, and less digging afterwards.

Also they also decompose quicker.

 

[El Sid]

Trim with disproportionate hooters.

 

[skipper734]

Tall slim, verging on gym bunny.

 

[Foul Play Rocks]

Tall, slim and all the important bits a nice shape and in proportion

 

[Birdie Boy]

what is your ideal size in a female.... tall, small, fat or thin etc?

Small women all day long for me, due to their low food costs, poor tolerance of Rohypnol, savings on gaffer tape, lack of struggle, and less digging afterwards.

Also they also decompose quicker.

Is this a spoof account and you are in fact [MENTION=13433]Kumquat[/MENTION]?

 

[JamesAndTheGiantHead]

Anything that's going.

 

[Napper]

Anyone who says they dont like thin birds is basically being relaistic to what they can get

Bit like when a women says she doesnt like muscles

 

[Shropshire Seagull]

if its got a pulse, could do a job ......

Seriously, I can take a little belly chub for a decent pair of hooters.
Defo prefer blondes ....
Don't mind a larger framed [boned] lass.

Little stick insects that look like they might snap in to pieces with the first bit of action and fried eggs for tits - no ta!

 

[Notters]

Anyone who says they dont like thin birds is basically being relaistic to what they can get

Bit like when a women says she doesnt like muscles

Pretty sure it's been proven numerous times that men generally prefer curvy women. I certainly do.

 

[Tyrone Biggums]

Anyone who says they dont like thin birds is basically being relaistic to what they can get

Bit like when a women says she doesnt like muscles

Sounds like a rubbish theory.

 

[Tyrone Biggums]

Pretty sure it's been proven numerous times that men generally prefer curvy women. I certainly do.

J-Lo's arse is more famous and popular than any skinny bints arse to prove your point.

 

[HastingsSeagull]

Average size of everything, height, weight, tits, arse.

Though petite spinners are fun to throw around

 

[sydney]

over 5 foot 6...completely hairless ......anything else is a bonus.

 

[nwgull]

Tall slim, verging on gym bunny.

Gym bunnies and sporty chicks are better and more adventurous in the sack.

I don't like fat birds (or 'curvy' as they describe themselves), and I think that I'm fairly normal. It really annoys me if anyone (or the media) tries to tell me that I'm shallow or that I should prefer women with a bit of meat on them. It's biological drive: men are naturally attracted to healthy looking women that are likely to be fertile.

 

[Justice]

Gym bunnies and sporty chicks are better and more adventurous in the sack.

I don't like fat birds (or 'curvy' as they describe themselves), and I think that I'm fairly normal. It really annoys me if anyone (or the media) tries to tell me that I'm shallow or that I should prefer women with a bit of meat on them. It's biological drive: men are naturally attracted to healthy looking women that are likely to be fertile.

Have to disagree, I used to work with this guy who loved the plumpers. Going to work in the van he would wind the window down and whistle at all the fatties sweating on their way to work he loved em.. I swear he wouldn't look at a thin bird it was weird to be honest.

 

[nwgull]

Have to disagree, I used to work with this guy who loved the plumpers. Going to work in the van he would wind the window down and whistle at all the fatties sweating on their way to work he loved em.. I swear he wouldn't look at a thin bird it was weird to be honest.

I accept that there are blokes who prefer fatties, but I'm sure that the majority prefer slim women. And I'm sure that most women prefer athletic men with a bit of muscle and a hard stomach to a pot bellied couch potato.

 

[Goldstone1976]

I don't like fat birds (or 'curvy' as they describe themselves), and I think that I'm fairly normal. It really annoys me if anyone (or the media) tries to tell me that I'm shallow or that I should prefer women with a bit of meat on them. It's biological drive: men are naturally attracted to healthy looking women that are likely to be fertile.

Not wishing in any way to tell you what shape/weight you should prefer, but be aware that 81% of cultures today prefer women to be what we in the west would call "plump"*. That's today. Over the course of history, there have been many cultures that prefer plumper women than is the typical desired shape than today in the west - you only have to look at the nudes painted by Rembrandt, to name but one, to see this is so. Finally, very thin women who are bordering anorexia often lose their fertility**.

I think that women in the west today need as much reassurance about their body image as they can possibly get. The fashion industry, men and many women themselves, all apply huge psychological pressure on women to be thinner than is healthy, which leads to huge distress, illness and, sometimes, suicide. Gok Wan may be a complete CJTC, but there's no denying the hugely positive effect he has on what are perfectly normal womens' views about themselves.

*Brown, Peter J. and Jennifer Sweeney. 2009. THE ANTHROPOLOGY OF OVERWEIGHT, OBESITY AND THE BODY. AnthroNotes Volume 30 No. 1.
**Attia E, Walsh BT (2007). "Anorexia Nervosa". American Journal of Psychiatry 164 (12): 1805–1810

 

[Triggaaar]

Gym bunnies and sporty chicks are better and more adventurous in the sack.

Really? Is that from your own research?

 

[skipper734]

Really? Is that from your own research?

Tis' from my research, although admittedly a few years ago. Sporty is best.

 

[nwgull]

Really? Is that from your own research?

Yes. I put it down to a number of factors: healthy living and eating naturally increases the libido; fit/healthy women are more confident about being naked; and the nature of someone being competitive and enjoying physical activity seems to include enjoying sexual physical activity.