Small - Medium - Bed Wrecker

[Westdene Seagull]

Like [MENTION=1320]Notters[/MENTION] - curves day in day out win.

 

[tinycowboy]

Not wishing in any way to tell you what shape/weight you should prefer, but be aware that 81% of cultures today prefer women to be what we in the west would call "plump"*. That's today. Over the course of history, there have been many cultures that prefer plumper women than is the typical desired shape than today in the west - you only have to look at the nudes painted by Rembrandt, to name but one, to see this is so. Finally, very thin women who are bordering anorexia often lose their fertility**.

I think that women in the west today need as much reassurance about their body image as they can possibly get. The fashion industry, men and many women themselves, all apply huge psychological pressure on women to be thinner than is healthy, which leads to huge distress, illness and, sometimes, suicide. Gok Wan may be a complete CJTC, but there's no denying the hugely positive effect he has on what are perfectly normal womens' views about themselves.

*Brown, Peter J. and Jennifer Sweeney. 2009. THE ANTHROPOLOGY OF OVERWEIGHT, OBESITY AND THE BODY. AnthroNotes Volume 30 No. 1.
**Attia E, Walsh BT (2007). "Anorexia Nervosa". American Journal of Psychiatry 164 (12): 1805–1810

Don't you know, G1976? You should never disclose your sources on NSC.

 

[Notters]

Loving that post [MENTION=27447]Goldstone1976[/MENTION]; there should be more academic referencing on NSC. Needs to be standardised though, can we agree on the Oxford system?

 

[Triggaaar]

Yes. I put it down to a number of factors: healthy living and eating naturally increases the libido; fit/healthy women are more confident about being naked; and the nature of someone being competitive and enjoying physical activity seems to include enjoying sexual physical activity.

Nice research.

 

[Hamilton]

Anyone who says they dont like thin birds is basically being relaistic to what they can get

Bit like when a women says she doesnt like muscles

You saying my wife's a liar?!

 

[Giraffe]

over 5 foot 6...completely hairless ......anything else is a bonus.

You have just described Duncan Goodhew?

 

[Mannie]

You have just described Duncan Goodhew?

or Mini-Me

 

[Nathan]

or Gail Porter

 

[Guinness Boy]

or Gail Porter

Where's the thumbs up when you need them?

 

[red star portslade]

over 5 foot 6...completely hairless ......anything else is a bonus.

My favourite baldie. God bless her.

 

[carlzeiss]

This babe will do just fine :-

 

[jackanada]

I like a variety of shapes and sizes from tall and willowy to little **** dumplings. Bee-stings and floor polishers each have their charms as do the range of norks in between. From barbie like pudendas to chewbacca growling I think of them all fondly.
I have found no real correlation between body-type and sexual performance, but my preference is for a reasonably sturdy lass as it gives me more to work with, and more of a workout.
Mainly I like a woman who smells good - that is smells good sweaty and unperfumed. I don't know how reliable this method of sexual selection will prove for others but I seduced the current missus on the grounds she is a decent size and smells good and she turned out to have a magic vagina, so it must be worth a shot.

 

[surlyseagull]

Nice curves for me and totally natural hooters ....

 

[Kumquat]

Is this a spoof account and you are in fact [MENTION=13433]Kumquat[/MENTION]?

I find it surprising that you think this charlatan may be me. For what it's worth my girlfriend is not that small. Thin, yes, but not small. And I assure you that rohypnol, gaffer tape and struggle are not elements I have to use. My girlfriend loves me for who I am. And I have her eating out of my hand. Like a small goat.

 

[Birdie Boy]

I find it surprising that you think this charlatan may be me. For what it's worth my girlfriend is not that small. Thin, yes, but not small. And I assure you that rohypnol, gaffer tape and struggle are not elements I have to use. My girlfriend loves me for who I am. And I have her eating out of my hand. Like a small goat.

Lol. No offence met, I like you posts, they make me laugh!

 

[Guinness Boy]

and she turned out to have a magic vagina

As in it makes things disappear?

 

[Kumquat]

Lol. No offence met, I like you posts, they make me laugh!

They make my girlfriend laugh too! She's rolling around in tears right now at my last one.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

and she turned out to have a magic vagina, .

A wizard's sleeve?

 

[jackanada]

A wizard's sleeve?

mouse's ear meets otter's pocket

 

[grubbyhands]

mouse's ear meets otter's pocket

Mutton trumpet?