[Football] Sky Sports News Presenter Tickled With Dildo At Everton's Training Ground

[Hawaii]

http://www.thegliff.com/sky-sports-news-reporter-dildo-transfer-deadline-day/

 

[somerset]

Its effin irritating that these kids hijack the segments, rendering it unwatchable ..... mob rule

 

[Mowgli37]

Refreshing to see someone thinking outside the box rather than just simply pretending to bum one of their mates.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

SKY presumably love this, otherwise they would arrange for transfer news to be cordoned off. It is all 'great fun' until someone gets assaulted.

 

[Randsta]

This happened to me one year at Gay pride

 

[thisistips]

What was the guy carrying it for? Bit of an odd thing to take to the football ground.

 

[JamesAndTheGiantHead]

Really happy with this.

 

[dingodan]

The question is, where will it end up by the end of the night?

 

[BrianWade4]

Could do a job.

 

[Spun Cuppa]

Guy goes to A&E with a Black Mamba stuck up his rectum

The nurse puts on the rubber gloves and says,'We'll have that out in no time...', to which the bloke says, 'Fu*k getting it out, how do you change the batteries!?...'

 

[pastafarian]

Bit of an odd thing to take to the football ground.

could catch on

i doubt very much if its one of the items listed as a banned item on the ground regulations

id rather see 30000 dildos being waved than 30000 clackers being clacked

 

[pastafarian]

beauty FHRITP moment just now,was that Upton Park?

 

[madinthehead]

There have been a few tonight. The child in me finds it just as funny as the first time I heard it!

 

[No. 25]

'True professional, didnt even flinch'.....

....apart from the 3 or 4 seconds of complete silence, and then a lot of stuttering and muttering

 

[JamesAndTheGiantHead]

Another FHRITP at West Ham. Bloke reporting at Newcastle just got called a 'baldie'. Glorious stuff.

 

[pastafarian]

Another FHRITP at West Ham. Bloke reporting at Newcastle just got called a 'baldie'. Glorious stuff.

Baldie??

excellent.......the old ones are always the best.

 

[Acker79]

Guy goes to A&E with a Black Mamba stuck up his rectum

The nurse puts on the rubber gloves and says,'We'll have that out in no time...', to which the bloke says, 'Fu*k getting it out, how do you change the batteries!?...'

Snakes don't have batteries.

 

[Deleted member 18477]

FHRITP with the blow up female

 

[Spun Cuppa]

Snakes don't have batteries.

A bloke goes in a sex shop, and says he has come to get a dildo on behalf of a 'friend'. The proprietor says he has come to the right place, and describes his selection. There's the Cannon, a 7" number that fires a stream of goo when a button is pressed, then there is the Stumpy, 5" long, but 4" in girth. Next is the Pinky, 9" long, but 2" across. He then comes to the piece de la resistance, the Black Mamba! 14" long and 5" in diameter! The punter says you missed one, what about the tartan one with a cream coloured top on the counter? The vendor sighs and says,'Sir, that is my thermos flask...'

 

[Easy 10]

Good effort earlier when someone was reporting from Stoke (I think), and one of the background mongs shrieked "F** her right in the P***Y"

As ever on transfer deadline day, I seriously have to question the lives of these people who feel compelled to spend their entire evening in a carpark at a training ground, or outside a stadium, standing behind some bloke with a mic on the offchance of catching a glimpse of a new signing through a tinted car window.

I can honestly say if we were about to sign Ronaldo I'd be perfectly content to read it on here, or in the paper tomorrow, and keep my powder dry for when he trots out for his debut at the Amex. If I'm going to stand around in a carpark all night, I'd at least want to see someone being done up the wrong-un.