[Food] Shrimp makes short work of customer in chinese restaurant

[Eric the meek]

There's a moral in this, surely?

 

[Goldstone1976]

Don’t video* your food; it makes you look a complete twat?

*also applies to photographing.

 

[Green Cross Code Man]

Don’t video* your food; it makes you look a complete twat?

*also applies to photographing.

I like to take pictures of memorable occasions. I don't then plaster social media with pictures of my plates. Is that permitted?

 

[Worried Man Blues]

I'm team Shrimp!!!

 

[Goldstone1976]

I like to take pictures of memorable occasions. I don't then plaster social media with pictures of my plates. Is that permitted?

Anything is permitted of course. Except standing in front of me at a gig holding your phone up high so you can get the best video of the performer(s). That’s forbidden.

 

[Eric the meek]

I'm team Shrimp!!!

I wouldn't bet against him. He was proper hard.

That arm lock technique might come in useful one night on West Street.

 

[Green Cross Code Man]

Anything is permitted of course. Except standing in front of me at a gig holding your phone up high so you can get the best video of the performer(s). That’s forbidden.

That sir, I will never do. Should be a hangable offence in my book. Buy a ticket for a band you like or even your heroes, and then spend all the time waving the phone around in everyone's way. Leave it out!

 

[AmexRuislip]

Don’t video* your food; it makes you look a complete twat?

*also applies to photographing.

Ken Hom would be turning in his stir fry

 

[BevBHA]

There's a moral in this, surely?

The moral is stop going to restaurants that make you pay to cook your own food!!! Like the stupid trend of cooking your own steak on a hot stone! What’s the point!!!! Grrrrrr

 

[WATFORD zero]

Karma

 

[Fignon's Ponytail]

 

[Peteinblack]

Should have stayed at home taking 500 stupid duck-faced selfies in front of a bathroom mirror, to post on Instagram or TikTok, like 90% of other brain-dead young women seem to do every day

 

[Guinness Boy]

That looks like a succulent Chinese meal.

 

[MattBackHome]

I wouldn't bet against him. He was proper hard.

That arm lock technique might come in useful one night on West Street.

Agreed - This shrimp is actually harder than a Mantis Shrimp.

 

[Eric the meek]

'Slicing through those muscles and tendons was a bit tough, but the flavour was to die for' - the shrimp the king prawn.

 

[bhafc99]

Don’t video* your food; it makes you look a complete twat?

*also applies to photographing.

It’s a prawn movie.

 

[rippleman]

Agreed - This shrimp is actually harder than a Mantis Shrimp.

But nowhere near as hard as a honey badger. Just saying.

 

[Peteinblack]

It’s a prawn movie.

Definitely Hard Prawn!

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

That sir, I will never do. Should be a hangable offence in my book. Buy a ticket for a band you like or even your heroes, and then spend all the time waving the phone around in everyone's way. Leave it out!

Talking is worse. Seems to be a big thing at the bigger gigs I have been to.

 

[Green Cross Code Man]

Talking is worse. Seems to be a big thing at the bigger gigs I have been to.

Yes, that was the other thing in my mind. Why oh why go to a concert and fork out all that dosh only to chat about what you did last week at Aunt Mabel's?