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Shane Warne



Don Quixote

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Nov 4, 2008
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He can still bowl. I think he should come back, he is the greatest bowler ever. If he was only half as good as he was he'd still be amazing.
 




Gwylan

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Jul 5, 2003
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Uffern
Some years ago when we were struggling we brought back Rev David Shephard and he scored a century and we also brought back Brian Close as both a player and captain and he was a success but times have changed and I think the physical requiements now would probably mean he wont come back.

Close wasn't brought back as a captain - he played against West Indies in 1976 at the age of 45 but Greig was captain.
You could have also mentioned Colin Cowdrey who got recalled in 1974/75 to play against Lillian Thompson.

It wouldn't totally shock me to see Warne come back but it would surprise me.
 


Scotty Mac

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Jul 13, 2003
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he'd be mental to come back

as he good as he is, not even picasso could paint a classic with a pencil and a lump of shit, and that is pretty much what the rest of the australian attack consists of
 


BensGrandad

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Jul 13, 2003
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Close wasn't brought back as a captain - he played against West Indies in 1976 at the age of 45 but Greig was captain.
You could have also mentioned Colin Cowdrey who got recalled in 1974/75 to play against Lillian Thompson.

It wouldn't totally shock me to see Warne come back but it would surprise me.

Sorry my mistake I know Close was brought back to face the Windies fast bowlers, no protective headgear then, but thought it was as captain, thanks for putting me right. memory does funny things with you as you get older:laugh:.
 


Pinkie Brown

Wir Sind das Volk
Sep 5, 2007
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Never go back no matter what the sport, whether a player or manager. It usually ends in tears. Those who were hero's first time around usually end up having their reputations tarnished & ruined.

From an Albion perspective, think Alan Mullery & Micky Adams.
 




Billy the Fish

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Oct 18, 2005
17,594
Haywards Heath
Warne's said he's not physically up to it. He rekons he can bowl 8 overs and his back plays up.

I saw shun tait mentioned, he's even worse and can only bowl 2 over spells :lolol:
 


Gwylan

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Jul 5, 2003
31,827
Uffern
he'd be mental to come back

as he good as he is, not even picasso could paint a classic with a pencil and a lump of shit, and that is pretty much what the rest of the australian attack consists of

Bit harsh that, Harris bowled well considering that he had no support and it was a flat pitch - but the rest looked crap. Who on earth decided that Bollinger and Doherty were test cricketers? They must be seriously deluded.
 






Lady Whistledown

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Jul 7, 2003
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I bet the dilemma is killing him though.

Deep down, he knows he isn't physically up to it, and is well out of match practice, as well as the fact that he probably wouldn't want to risk tarnishing his brilliant reputation with some kind of final embarrassment at England's hands.

On the other hand, it must be rubbing his ego up BIG time, having all these people even mentioning the idea, and I bet he'd secretly love the idea that he might be able to ride up, like a knight in shining armour, and turn the series around. He'd love to prove that even now, older and fatter than ever, he could still do it against the old enemy.

He did say, quite clearly, the other day, that he couldn't see himself returning, but that he'd never rule it out.
 




PILTDOWN MAN

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Sep 15, 2004
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If he did come back he could act as the sight screen when not bowling.
 




Lady Whistledown

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Wouldn't it just liven up the series though?

While it's great to watch the Aussies flattened, at the same time, there's a distinct absence of pantomime villains on their team for the Barmy Army to get at. No Warne, McGrath, Lee, not even a Big Mervyn Hughes :bowdown: Even Ponting cuts a fairly dismal figure now, although it never gets boring seeing him wound up.

Imagine the impact on both sides' fans if that fat chozzer Warne entered the arena :lolol:
 


Jim D

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Jul 23, 2003
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Worthing
Close wasn't brought back as a captain - he played against West Indies in 1976 at the age of 45 but Greig was captain.
.......

Didn't he take a full drive from a WI batsman straight on the forehead while fielding at silly mid-on and shouted 'catch it' as it bounced in the air and he collapsed in a heap? They don't make-em like that any more!
 


Jim D

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Jul 23, 2003
5,268
Worthing
Aaaaaaaaaah Loowk,

I maibee perswaded ter bawwwl aggin but I wanna be cepten ez well - I'll make Punter look like the frenkly appawlin cepten he waaz wen I cooda an shooda bin leedin Owzdralia to vigtree in Ingland in 2005.......

That sounds South African - are you sure he's not eligible for England?
 




Paddy B

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Jul 5, 2003
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Horsham
I really hope not for two reasons.

Firstly he is quite simply a legend in my eyes and one the greatest players ever to play the game and to return to a failing Aussie side and bowl maybe 20 overs a day max and with the form that Englands top order are in would probably go round the park, and that would tarnish his legend somewhat.

Secondly I have an irrational fear that all of the above is rubbish and he will win them the Ashes all by himself!!
 


Mackenzie

Old Brightonian
Nov 7, 2003
34,009
East Wales
I would love to see Warne selected. Amazing theatre.

He has too good a cricket brain not to be used by Australia in some capacity. I'm sure, even now, that he would pose more problems than Xavier and could help out Ponting tactically.

Almost certainly won't happen though.
 


Bold Seagull

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Mar 18, 2010
30,464
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No, he cares about his image too much. If he did he'd most likely bowl pies and get walloped all over the park. He hasn't played any decent level of competitive cricket in 18 months, and nothing longer than Twenty20 in 4 years.

I think you'll find Warne captained the Rajasthan Royals again in April of this year, and took 11 wickets at 34.63. He was joint highest wicket taker for the Royals.

He's been turning his arm more than people might think. He also has a great cricket brain, much more so than Ponting whose fields are mostly baffling at times!
 
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The Fifth Column

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Nov 30, 2010
4,132
Hangleton
Would love to see it but don't think it will happen. Its a measure of the Aussies desperation though that Warne is even being talked about, they really are a total shambles with no match winning players or real characters like the Aussie teams of old. I actually find Warne a very good commentator and he talks a lot of sense, the fat wanker!
 




Robbie G

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Jul 26, 2004
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Hassocks
Only if they can get Gilchrist behind the stumps at the same time.

"Woooo, Bowlin' bowlin' Shane"

"YAOOOO! Bowlin' Shano"
 


vegster

Sanity Clause
May 5, 2008
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Close wasn't brought back as a captain - he played against West Indies in 1976 at the age of 45 but Greig was captain.
You could have also mentioned Colin Cowdrey who got recalled in 1974/75 to play against Lillian Thompson.

It wouldn't totally shock me to see Warne come back but it would surprise me.

In my day it was Jeff Thompson who was the one to beware of, after his sex change, life was much easier for English batsmen
 


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