[Albion] Shane Duffy finally scores...

[Stat Brother]

Like dropping a tic tac into an empty swimming pool.

What if she's had mooey surgery?

It could be like cramming a duvet into the washing machine.

 

[pearl]

What if she's had mooey surgery?

It could be like cramming a duvet into the washing machine.

and pulling it out all soggy and wrinkled

 

[martin tyler]

God really. Hope it’s just a rumour
He’s a great CB but think he’s headed too many balls away if that’s the case.
Granted not so much of a downgrade as the last one he was allegedly in bed with but compared to his wife she is still a substantial downgrade and comes with her own media circus.

 

[schmunk]

and pulling it out all soggy and wrinkled

That's the general idea...

 

[Megazone]

I wouldn't want to be Duffy when he bumps into Peter Andre.

 

[dazzer6666]

I wouldn't want to be Duffy when he bumps into Peter Andre.

That would be a Whole New World

 

[hart's shirt]

That would be a Whole New World

If Duffy's heard this, she's got him begging her for mercy.

 

[The Wookiee]

Like throwing a hot dog down a corridor.

Yawning hippo !

 

[melias shoes]

I bet none of you would say NO if you had a chance

 

[B-right-on]

Cos you can have both! Shane Duffy, he shags who he waaaaaaaaannnts

I hear a song coming...

 

[Megazone]

I hear a song coming...

Jordan doesn't shower, she stinks out every room

and when she's shagging Duffy, she thinks of Tony Bloom.

 

[sjamesb3466]

Personally wouldn't ride her into battle. Have you seen the state of her face these days?!

 

[albiongirl]

Hope it is not true as she would just be using him to keep her flagging profile alive.

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[Randsta]

Fair play she knows what she's doing [emoji6]

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[dazzer6666]

Personally wouldn't ride her into battle. Have you seen the state of her face these days?!

100% this. 10 years ago maybe....but now ??

 

[jackanada]

Plus he (and the rest of the squad) are fishing in a very shallow pond.

If you want a celeb Brighton shagger Ball is too old, nobody wants to be the subject of Adele's next album, so you're left with Price or Partridge.

Slim pickings indeed.

Zoella? [Is too old to actually know who she is and what she looks like and googles]

 

[dazzer6666]

Zoella? [Is too old to actually know who she is and what she looks like and googles]

I’d put Zoe ahead of Katie these days.......

 

[Driver8]

I’d put Zoe ahead of Katie these days.......

I’d put FBS ahead of Katie if it came to it.

 

[Winker]

Isn't this all to do with the Oedipus Complex - the unconscious sexual desire of a son for his mother?

 

[GT49er]

Have you seen her lately? Speak for yourself.

I take it then, that you're not approaching 70 years of age, and haven't recently been checking out the options for septuagenarian males on the likes of Tinder or Plenty of Fish? Oh, the arrogance - and sometimes blind stupidity - of youth!

When (if) you get to be an OAP, I guess you'll find that a large proportion of single male OAPs who can, would!