[Albion] Shane Duffy finally scores...

[Mellotron]

Like throwing a hot dog down a corridor.

 

[jasetheace]

Like throwing a hot dog down a corridor.

Took me a while but well played sir...

 

[GT49er]

I bet none of you would say NO if you had a chance

Fair point!

 

[Stat Brother]

Plus he (and the rest of the squad) are fishing in a very shallow pond.

If you want a celeb Brighton shagger Ball is too old, nobody wants to be the subject of Adele's next album, so you're left with Price or Partridge.

Slim pickings indeed.

 

[Stat Brother]

Well obviously she wouldn't give any of us a second look. But let's just say she did, I would say no. And it's nothing to do with her appearance or personality. I imagine behind closed doors she's probably a nice enough and relatively normal person. In fact, I think she's got a lot more sense than people give her credit for. She's made a career and millions of pounds over a very long time and I think she's quite switched on. Again I'm guessing, but I imagine she may actually be quite funny. Physically, I would say she is reasonably attractive compared to the average person of her age/gender. But the reason I would say no is that I would have no interest whatsoever in becoming part of the absolute circus that comes with being associated with her.

Someone doth protest too much, methinks.

 

[Triggaaar]

Plus he (and the rest of the squad) are fishing in a very shallow pond.

If you want a celeb Brighton shagger...

But if you're a PL footballer, why would you want a celeb when you can enjoy the vast array of beautiful ladies on offer?

 

[Stat Brother]

But if you're a PL footballer, why would you want a celeb when you can enjoy the vast array of beautiful ladies on offer?

A 'civilian'



f**k off.

 

[maffew]

But if you're a PL footballer, why would you want a celeb when you can enjoy the vast array of beautiful ladies on offer?

Cos you can have both! Shane Duffy, he shags who he waaaaaaaaannnts

 

[Sussex Nomad]

He's certainly got his knockers!!

 

[Oscar]

I like Shane Duffy as a player but off the pitch...

 

[Oscar]

They say every man has his price. Now is clearly Shane's turn.

 

[Medwayseagull]

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

In which case he should have gone to Specsavers.

 

[Triggaaar]

Cos you can have both! Shane Duffy, he shags who he waaaaaaaaannnts

Does Shane have both? Certainly not in one person he hasn't.

 

[A1X]

I think given his shenanigans here and this time last year, Shane Duffy REALLY enjoys it when we get to play in the PL next season...

 

[Easy 10]

Well obviously she wouldn't give any of us a second look. But let's just say she did, I would say no. And it's nothing to do with her appearance or personality. I imagine behind closed doors she's probably a nice enough and relatively normal person. In fact, I think she's got a lot more sense than people give her credit for. She's made a career and millions of pounds over a very long time and I think she's quite switched on. Again I'm guessing, but I imagine she may actually be quite funny. Physically, I would say she is reasonably attractive compared to the average person of her age/gender. But the reason I would say no is that I would have no interest whatsoever in becoming part of the absolute circus that comes with being associated with her.

Indeed.

That, and the fact that she's got a cludge like a ripped out fireplace.

 

[Baker lite]

Ooh dear,I bet she’s got a clopper like a yawning Wookie..

 

[Gabbafella]

Why would any 26 year old earning Premier League wages be interested in Katie Price? He must be able to take his pick of stunning girls in their 20s. Baffling.

I'm not even close to 26, certainly don't earn anything like a footballer's wages and I still wouldn't touch her with someone else's! She's a council estate skank at best.

 

[Sarisbury Seagull]

If someone had asked me to guess which Brighton player was 'seeing' Katie Price, I have to say big Shane would have been my first guess. Something predictable about it.

Quite glad it's started now though as it will be over by the time pre-season training starts.