shall i own up?

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

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oh god. I've ended up nearly pulling a chest muscle from attempting to hide my laughing out loud in the office.

"I f***ed your best mate"
"What?"
"I f***ed your best mate"
"I heard you the first time"

from that point on i was in pain

 

[daveinprague]

You deny it, even if she catches you in another woman.

 

[Was not Was]

That video is BRILLIANT. I've been crying with laughter for the last minute.

 

[collins91]

lmao

 

[Gerbil]

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That's f***ing HILARIOUS, Gold!!

 

[The French Mistress]

Well you're presumably not that bothered about your missus if you screwed someone else, so what's the big deal, if she dumps you, she dumps you?

Which tutor taught you ? !!!!

 

[Basil Fawlty]

I think this is a case for Jeremy Kyle. So I persume we'll see you at 9:25 on a weekday morning, sometime this year then?

 

[ali jenkins]

Is Fireman Dan really called Joe

Brighton man humiliates himself to win back girlfriend From The Argus)

 

[firemandan]

so.......well im now single
things didnt go too well......

i decided to go for the so drunk approach.....
never ever use this line.....
babe im so sorry,i was so drunk,i even had too fold it in....

i have never heard a noise like the noise she made while repeatly smacking my head with her mobile phone.....

i have lumps all over my head and a chipped tooth...
im now back at my parents house although there to disgusted with me to even talk to me,her dad has threatend to kill me if he ever sets eyes on me again....

in a way im thinking i would do anything to get her back....
maybe write her a poem or a song
but then the cxnt comes out in me and im thinking fxck her i can do better,and her axe wound stinks...

im so confused.........i do love her.

i fear i have lost her forever. its a sad day.

 

[fruitnveg]

Sounds like it's broken, beyond repair (and I don't mean the phone). Lesson learnt?

 

[ryeseagull]

Perhaps try to serenade her?

[video]http://www.rathergood.com/hedgehogs[/video]

 

[ali jenkins]

I know you must be feeling like utter crap about now but her reaction did make me chuckle!

 

[collins91]

so.......well im now single
things didnt go too well......

i decided to go for the so drunk approach.....
never ever use this line.....
babe im so sorry,i was so drunk,i even had too fold it in....

i have never heard a noise like the noise she made while repeatly smacking my head with her mobile phone.....

i have lumps all over my head and a chipped tooth...
im now back at my parents house although there to disgusted with me to even talk to me,her dad has threatend to kill me if he ever sets eyes on me again....

in a way im thinking i would do anything to get her back....
maybe write her a poem or a song
but then the cxnt comes out in me and im thinking fxck her i can do better,and her axe wound stinks...

im so confused.........i do love her.

i fear i have lost her forever. its a sad day.

you made the wrong decision go back tell her you were joking lol

 

[MrShaun15]

date her best friend. well...

ex best friend

i mean you wank over her?

 

[firemandan]

her friend rang earlier going mental, she said she wasnt going to ever mention it.....so i have done all this for nothing

 

[chucky1973]

her friend rang earlier going mental, she said she wasnt going to ever mention it.....so i have done all this for nothing

Was she a better shag?

 

[seagullsdaz]

HAHA!!! Silly boy. Never shit on your own doorstep

 

[MrShaun15]

go back to her and say April fools and pretend that you recorded it but you lost the footage and shes on a show called Punk'd...



it wont work but will be funny to see her hit you with a phone again

 

[firemandan]

Was she a better shag?

to be honest i came to quickly to even notice....not cool

 

[Biscuit]

never ever use this line.....
babe im so sorry,i was so drunk,i even had too fold it in....

Can't believe you said that.

Sorry the relationship hasn't worked Dan