shall i own up?

[chucky1973]

to be honest i came to quickly to even notice....not cool

All this grief for a quickie.....so does her axe wound Smell?

 

[Super Gus!]

when does the sequel movie come out!? that made me piss myself....genuinely

 

[Biscuit]

when does the sequel movie come out!? that made me piss myself....genuinely

With all this new material I could run up a mobile phone bashing ending? If another people want it?

 

[Easy 10]

"I even had to fold it in"

Classic.

How on EARTH did you think mentioning that small detail would help in any way ??

 

[Thunder Bolt]

Can't believe you said that.

You mean you believe any of it?

 

[firemandan]

"I even had to fold it in"

Classic.

How on EARTH did you think mentioning that small detail would help in any way ??

i just wanted her to know i was really really drunk....it made sense in my head

 

[itszamora]

With all this new material I could run up a mobile phone bashing ending? If another people want it?

YES! The public demand a sequel! With the material you have to work with - including possibly the greatest line ever uttered by mankind - it's a sure-fire classic.

 

[Stevie Boy]

i suppose it could have been worse, it could have been her mum

 

[Brighton Boy]

that video gets better with every watch... has genuinely made my day. You wonka, you bastard, you chisla stick!!!! brilliant

 

[MrShaun15]

does anybody feel guilty laughing at Dan's expense?

I for one don't

 

[DIRK STEELE]

FFS!..just own up and put us out of our misery! And then we can get on with discussing SSC or Peterboro.. and tippy tappy benefits.. and fascist v socialist ideals.... all that crap you find on NSC...

 

[ali jenkins]

does anybody feel guilty laughing at Dan's expense?

I for one don't

I really want to feel sorry for him, one (quick) moment of madness has ruined his life BUT it is possibly one of the funniest things ive read on here for a while!

 

[Tricky Dicky]

does anybody feel guilty laughing at Dan's expense?

I for one don't

No, not at all - the bloke sounds like a real tool if this is genuine.

 

[DIRK STEELE]

But how quick is quick? Can we have a poll please?

 

[WhingForPresident]

There is too much GOLD in this thread.

 

[MrShaun15]

still



i wanna compare

 

[Biscuit]

Part two will be up tomorrow. Need to make sure the phone breaking his face looks crap enough.

 

[Elvis]

i suppose it could have been worse, it could have been her mum

Wonder if she has a sticky axewound?

It could be hereditary!

 

[Whitterz]

did you rubber up?

 

[simply the best]

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