Sexual harassment

[Meade's Ball]

This girl who is now in charge of HR keeps making advances to me. She has invited me round for dinner saying that she has no furniture so i'll have to eat on the bed and she's long-planned a menu for the evening.
Now, i don't fancy her, but should i just go round and eat off her duvet or does that automatically suggest i want to gouge her?
And is there a decent way of letting her down gently without a series of preposterous lies that i will eventually get found out about?

 

[Napper]

Poke it mate ! Just make sure she is fully serviced !!

 

[pasty]

should i just go round and eat off her duvet

Never heard it called that before

 

[Dave the OAP]

Go along

Do the deed

Say your goodbyes

simple really

 

[Meade's Ball]

Go along

Do the deed

Say your goodbyes

simple really

Then come to work and see her the following day and say what?


And by deed, i don't imagine you mean 'wank in her toilet'.

 

[See-Goals]

The girl in charge of HR can't afford furniture?

Its a trick DON'T GO DON'T GO

 

[Bigtomfu]

look out for the hidden cameras before you strip....

 

[Meade's Ball]

The girl in charge of HR can't afford furniture?

Its a trick DON'T GO DON'T GO

She has a new flat, apparently. There is something i don't trust about her though. Hmmm.

 

[Dave the OAP]

Then come to work and see her the following day and say what?


And by deed, i don't imagine you mean 'wank in her toilet'.

Go in to work and smile sweetly...if he smilesback you know it was ok.and you can persure the young filly..if she ignores you then the problem has gone away!


And no,I didn't mean "wank in her toilet" although if the night goes badly it may be the only option open!

 

[Lokki 7]

LOOK OUT, IT'S A TRAP!!

 

[Superseagull]

Go round to her house, eat her food, have a big shit in her bog, smoke her fags, drink any beer/wine/spirits, tell her to buy some furniture then leave - simple really.

 

[Louisjpbacon]

meet in a public place, take her to a hotel room, and give her a good shafting. Then quit work, move house, and start a new life as Mr Smith the carpenter, with the mysterious past.

 

[Gritt23]

I don't see the problem.

Go round, enjoy the dinner, gorge yourself on the 'afters', and judge it from there, as to whether you ever fancy a second helping.

If you want out then just keep suggesting all those kinky / dirty things you've always wanted to try. Then she will either ..

1. Dump you for being a perv,
2. Or do them!

Marvellous scenes all round.

 

[Louisjpbacon]

I don't see the problem.

Go round, enjoy the dinner, gorge yourself on the 'afters', and judge it from there, as to whether you ever fancy a second helping.

If you want out then just keep suggesting all those kinky / dirty things you've always wanted to try. Then she will either ..

1. Dump you for being a perv,
2. Or do them!

Marvellous scenes all round.

like laying a steaming cleaver on her chest?

 

[Meade's Ball]

Go in to work and smile sweetly...if he smilesback you know it was ok.and you can persure the young filly..if she ignores you then the problem has gone away!


And no,I didn't mean "wank in her toilet" although if the night goes badly it may be the only option open!

But i DON'T fancy her. That's the key piece of info. I don't want to pursue her, but this other girl at work is someone i want to pursue and she is the HR girl's kind of friend. I may jeopardise what i want by going round, eating dinner and bumming the one who is eager on the off-chance that who i want isn't.

I might just wank in my own toilet.

 

[Lokki 7]

But i DON'T fancy her. That's the key piece of info. I don't want to pursue her, but this other girl at work is someone i want to pursue and she is the HR girl's kind of friend. I may jeopardise what i want by going round, eating dinner and bumming the one who is eager on the off-chance that who i want isn't.

The answer is staring you in the face man! Threesome

 

[Wardy]

Or seeing as you said you do not fancy her, ask someone else to say to her prefrable female, "What should I do if someone keeps asking me to go out for dinner with them?"

Then the next time she asks give her that answer.

 

[Eddie the Seagull]

I got hassled by a sweet girl a few years ago - I kinda strung her along for a laugh.

Boy did I pay for it after I let her down gently - She strarted to cry & to make it worse she worked in a department full of bitter bunny boilers & bra burners.

Don't have a relationship at work is my advice. It will end in tears mate.

 

[Meade's Ball]

The answer is staring you in the face man! Threesome

How could i have been so blind?!

 

[JJ McClure]

I might just wank in my own toilet.

Works for me