Sexual harassment

[Meade's Ball]

Works for me

Kindly stop wanking in my toilet.

 

[Dave the OAP]

I got hassled by a sweet girl a few years ago -

Did she work in a sweetie shop?

*taxi for Wilcock*

 

[CHAPPERS]

She sounds a bit suss if you ask me. Ask her if it's fondue, it if is then get straight in there.

 

[Dave the OAP]

what is a suss?

 

[DTES]

Kindly stop wanking in my toilet.

f*** it. Another spitting tea all over keyboard moment.

 

[Crawley Boy]

But i DON'T fancy her. That's the key piece of info. I don't want to pursue her, but this other girl at work is someone i want to pursue and she is the HR girl's kind of friend.

Maybe the "friend" wants to find out how good you are without having to do the deed herself. If she get's glowing reports she's bound to pounce.

 

[CHAPPERS]

what is a suss?

A bit suss.

Suspect.

If you are gonna blow your chances with another bird then forget it I reckon.

Unless it's fondue.

 

[Meade's Ball]

She sounds a bit suss if you ask me. Ask her if it's fondue, it if is then get straight in there.

She is a bit ropey. She better not keep hassling me. I bet she thinks i'm just shy and i want it really.

 

[Meade's Ball]

Maybe the "friend" wants to find out how good you are without having to do the deed herself. If she get's glowing reports she's bound to pounce.

Man always performs well under pressure, i find.

 

[Barnet Seagull]

more importantly what's with the ###### fan in the avatar?

 

[Meade's Ball]

more importantly what's with the ###### fan in the avatar?

Nookie bear is a ###### fan?!

 

[um bongo molongo]

Why not confide in the friend that you do fancy? She can tell you how to deal with it, plus she's clear what division you're from and that you won't drop down the leagues for an easy lay. She solves your problem for you and you might even find away to be eating off HER duvet soon...everyone's a winner

 

[Barnet Seagull]

Nookie bear is a ###### fan?!

'fraid so.

http://www.holmesdale.net/page.php?id=98&feature=14

 

[Scoffers]

meet her, feck her, leave her, the batcherlor's golden rule

 

[Easy 10]

she worked in a department full of bitter bunny boilers & bra burners.

Amazing what you can get in Robert Dyas now isn't it.

 

[The Large One]

Nookie bear is a ###### fan?!

That's a ###### rosette the little bastard bear is wearing.

Incidentally, Roger de Courcey is booked as the turn at this year's Brighton & Hove St George's Day Charity Luncheon. Don't ask me how that happened, cos it's a long story. Suffice to say, I am not going to put up with any of that bear's lip.

Anyway, your dilemma MB, why don't you spike the evening by asking if the 'other' girl can come too?

 

[Meade's Ball]

EDIT!

 

[SK1NT]

nail her! you'll regret a free f***, when shes banging one of ur colleagues! ur only young once!if u dont want her at least post her number....

 

[aftershavedave]

nail her! you'll regret a free f***, when shes banging one of ur colleagues! ur only young once!if u dont want her at least post her number....

i've got a lot of time for this obviously considered response. go for it, you'll regret not doing so...

 

[Lord Cornwallis]

Does the girl you fancy have any furniture?