Series In Pakistan

[Parson Henry]

Name your scapegoat(s) here!!




1. Fletcher?
2. Vaughan?
3. Banger?
4. Frederico?
5. Peiterson?
6. The Cooks?

 

[Dave the OAP]

THE ECB For arranging to go to the god forsaken country


We ought to stick to playing our friends...Australia, South Africa and New Zealand, everyone else hates us so feck em

 

[SJ's Love Monkey]

Mike Denness!

 

[SJ's Love Monkey]

THE ECB For arranging to go to the god forsaken country


We ought to stick to playing our friends...Australia, South Africa and New Zealand, everyone else hates us so feck em

And the Aussies dont?!

 

[Parson Henry]

Mike Denness!

I have his autograph.

 

[SJ's Love Monkey]

I have his autograph.

And you are bragging about that right?!

 

[Dave the OAP]

And the Aussies dont?!

Of course they do........

Its a mother country thing

 

[SJ's Love Monkey]

Of course they do........

Its a mother country thing

Really?!

 

[Parson Henry]

And you are bragging about that right?!

Well when I was 12 it was bragging rights yeah.. also had Norman Graham and Dennis Lillee. I was a nifty quick bowler in my day you know!!

 

[CHAPPERS]

Pakis Out!

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Do we have all rounders batting too high?

Colly at four. Would prefer to have a specialist bat in. Cook or Prior.

 

[CHAPPERS]

We do need another specialist batsman in that side. Solanki for example.

 

[Easy 10]

I blame Charlie Oatway.

 

[Hadlee]

Well when I was 12 it was bragging rights yeah.. also had Norman Graham and Dennis Lillee. I was a nifty quick bowler in my day you know!!

I've also got Lillee !! bet you have'nt got Richard Hadlee or Ian Botham ?

 

[Barrel of Fun]

I've also got Lillee !! bet you have'nt got Richard Hadlee or Ian Botham ?

Ive got the entire squad of australia from the coronation touring party

A bat with Sussex and West Indies from 1988 for Paul Parkers benefit match.

Plus entire Sussex squad on a bat from 2002 inlcuding Umer RIP

 

[Shropshire Seagull]

Magoo has to go for this !!

 

[Parson Henry]

I've also got Lillee !! bet you have'nt got Richard Hadlee or Ian Botham ?

I know you've got Lillee silly bollocks I was with you at the time!!!

 

[Pavilionaire]

Joint 1st = The slow bowlers (spinners??) GILES and UDAL
2nd = NO SIMON JONES
3rd = VAUGHAN
4th = STRAUSS.

Although Vaughan is not fully fit and Strauss's wife was expecting so some excuse there.

 

[Stinkers Bridge]

Did Ian Botham play at all out there?

I personally blame the Pakistani's - Fancy making our boys play in the middle of the night. They must have been like really tired and stuff.

 

[Man of Harveys]

THE ECB For arranging to go to the god forsaken country


We ought to stick to playing our friends...Australia, South Africa and New Zealand, everyone else hates us so feck em

Having been to Pakistan to watch England play cricket there and been treated to nothing but the most incredible kindness and warmth of hospitality, I can safely state that this "statement" is probably the biggest pile of old turd that has floated out of the sewer for some time. Unbelievable.