Series In Pakistan

[Parson Henry]

Having been to Pakistan to watch England play cricket there and been treated to nothing but the most incredible kindness and warmth of hospitality, I can safely state that this "statement" is probably the biggest pile of old turd that has floated out of the sewer for some time. Unbelievable.

Decent beer?

 

[Man of Harveys]

Decent beer?

Surprisingly, yes.

 

[Marc]

THE ECB For arranging to go to the god forsaken country


We ought to stick to playing our friends...Australia, South Africa and New Zealand, everyone else hates us so feck em

oh DO shut up DAVE, its always healthy to play as many different nations/continents as possible. Playing the same old lot all the time would beceom tedious & boring...like HUDDERSFIELD for example!

 

[Stumpy Tim]

My scapegoats are as follows:

1. Inzamam al-haq - how dare he spank all our bowlers all over the park
2. Shoaib Akhtar - he bowls too fast, which is a form of cheating. This has meant our batsmen haven't been able to score 400 runs every innings.
3. English cricket can't produce a spinner.
4. Vaughan can't bat. One bad series is forgivable. He's been shit for 4 or 5 now. Good captain though