Berkshire
LORD OF BERKS-Slough Seagull
EARL OF NERKS-London Seagull
DUKE OF WAYNE-Sir Albion
SERF YOU RIGHT-Seagullible
Oi duke of wayne is shite
Whats left in the ' Royal ' county......any chance of being a snivelling,filthy, disease infested, gutter scouring and f***ing ' orrible wretch ?