Seagull rips off man’s testicle as he sunbathes naked

[BNthree]

A rogue seagull ripped off a man’s right testicle as he sunbathed naked in his back garden, it has emerged.

Experts say the fearsome bird mistook the man’s exposed privates as a couple of birds eggs and dropped in for a tasty snack.

http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/seagull-testicle/

OUCH!!!

 

[The Orange Seagull]

Sounds like bollox to me!

 

[Hyperion]

He dropped a boll*ck choosing to do that then

 

[Justice]

You've only got one ball

 

[The Birdman]

Shame he wasn't a palace Fan then I might have

 

[carteater]

ARGHHHHHH!!! FFS!. That sounds horrendous, poor guy. This is why I stay covered up on Brighton Beach.

 

[Is it PotG?]

Rather that than have my chips nicked.

 

[Eeyore]

Rather that than have my chips nicked.

Or meatballs in his case.

 

[AmexRuislip]

http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/seagull-testicle/

OUCH!!!

Now in the nest alongside Ulloas penalty ball

 

[Eric Youngs Contact Lense]

" so it is unfortunate for this man that his private parts resembled a couple of eggs in a nest."

 

[marlowe]

The Suffolk Gazette is a spoof newspaper.
https://www.google.co.uk/amp/www.bbc.co.uk/news/amp/uk-england-essex-35635929

 

[Cadiz Seagull]

A man-eating Seagull? WHC has a new odds-on favourite!

 

[Taybha]

Plod should have no trouble apprehending the culprit , that is by far the clearest photo of a alleged crime perpetrator iv'e ever seen .

 

[JimmyJayUK]

Maybe the guy was a Palace fan....

 

[Triggaaar]

I'm going to be sick.

 

[Pavilionaire]

Mini-Kiev anyone?

 

[Giraffe]

The jokey nature of this article highlights the sexist nature of society. Can you imagine if the seagull have stolen a woman's nipple or her ovaries. Would it be a laugh then. Poor *******. Must be horrific and now humiliating.





ps) In the unlikely event that he is a Palace fan living in Ipswich, then ignore all of the above and replace with with Ha ha bloody ha.

 

[Hiney]

The Suffolk Gazette is superb, as is the HILARIOUS offshoot facebook page 'U OK Hun'

Marvellous stuff

 

[Juan Albion]

Oh dear. Can't believe how many people took this article seriously.

Now we know how Trump got elected - people these days don't engage their brains.

"Suffolk Gazette - you couldn't make it up" is a bit of a giveaway, people.

 

[greyseagull]

The Suffolk Gazette is a spoof newspaper.
https://www.google.co.uk/amp/www.bbc.co.uk/news/amp/uk-england-essex-35635929

Oh dear. Can't believe how many people took this article seriously.

Now we know how Trump got elected - people these days don't engage their brains.

"Suffolk Gazette - you couldn't make it up" is a bit of a giveaway, people.

You mean, this story isn't real either? http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/man-walks-dog/