Seagull rips off man’s testicle as he sunbathes naked

[Juan Albion]

You mean, this story isn't real either? http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/man-walks-dog/

No, not even this one.

http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/game-of-thrones/

 

[Saltydog]

So the story about the turnip farmer living with his sister and their 8 kids is made up.........nah sounds like everyday life down there shirley?

 

[sydney]

i reckon he cut it half off whilst shaving his cluster and then thought he'd get down the beach for a claim....there is no way a seagull is havin one of my nuts off....not in a million years.

 

[Thunder Bolt]

Oh dear. Can't believe how many people took this article seriously.

Now we know how Trump got elected - people these days don't engage their brains.

"Suffolk Gazette - you couldn't make it up" is a bit of a giveaway, people.

I like this headline.

"Dartford tunnel closed due to thousands of Kent residents trying to enter Essex illegally"

 

[melias shoes]

http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/seagull-testicle/

OUCH!!!

Bloody hell and I thought getting mugged of my pasty at St.Ives was harrowing.

 

[Coldeanseagull]

I like the link at the bottom.....CLICK HERE TO SUPPORT THE SUFFOLK GAZETTE BEER FUND!
However, the stories are more believable than the express or the mail