[Football] Scum v Everyones second team ( not mine)

[swindonseagull]

Game of the year between the 2 teams I despise the most, I want a draw as I think we can finish above both of them..

What do you want....

 

[blue-shifted]

Draw .... so we can finish above them

 

[pasty]

3-3 draw with a Bamford hatrick as he is in my fantasy team

And a Zaha red card for violent conduct would be nice as well please.

 

[sparkie]

3-3 draw with a Bamford hatrick as he is in my fantasy team [emoji106]

And a Zaha red card for violent conduct would be nice as well please.

Zaha has a hamstring injury so isn't playing.

 

[pasty]

Zaha has a hamstring injury so isn't playing.

Bugger

 

[Pevenseagull]

Alien vs Predator

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Draw .... so we can finish above them

On this occasion, taking into account our relative safety, the catchability of other teams, and the extent to which it would be hilarous to finish above The Leeds and the other team mentoned, yes, yes, a draw, a draw it is.

Plus that other thing about a total of 2 points won by rivals from a draw being mathematically 50% more valuable than the 3 won by one of the fuggers winning, and all that.

 

[Change at Barnham]

3-3 draw with a Bamford hatrick as he is in my fantasy team

And a Zaha red card for violent conduct would be nice as well please.

This.
What's your FPL team name Pasty?

 

[pasty]

This.
What's your FPL team name Pasty?

Haddock Split. But I make Sheff Utd look like World beaters

 

[Del Fenner]

Are we really everyone's second team? Cool, I did not know that.

 

[Pint of Ale and a Burger]

A nil-nil, bore draw with a couple of comedy misses from both sides would be good.
And the pundits asking the question
"has bielsa run out of ideas?"
And zaha being caught on a pitchside microphone telling hodgson he will do a dive to try and get a penalty.

 

[barmyarmy]

Draw would be the perfect result. We do need to focus on ourselves though and not worry about other fixtures, lets see what the table looks like come MAY.

 

[Sheebo]

Are we really everyone's second team? Cool, I did not know that.

Big fan here

 

[DavePage]

3-3 draw with a Bamford hatrick as he is in my fantasy team

And a Zaha red card for violent conduct would be nice as well please.

ditto

 

[Goldstone1976]

Hodgson and Bielsa are filmed with big Sam in a restaurant pre-game discussing how best to fix a 2-2 draw. Hodgson is filmed briefing Parish on the tactics; Parish confirms his agreement to the plan.

Palace are 2-0 up with 5 to play. Bamford falls over 5 yards outside the box; VAR determines it’s a pen. Bamford steps up and scores. With 1 minute to play, Bielsa and Hodgson start fighting. The players join in and 3 from each side get straight reds. After the restart, the Palace keeper underarm rolls the ball into his own net. FT: 2-2.

After the game, mike dean, who was the ref, is seen counting a pile of £20 notes that he was handed by Parish. It later turns out that the notes were counterfeit and Parish gets sent down for 12 years. Steve Dale takes over as Chairman.

The VAR decision was reviewed and is the straw that broke the camel’s back: VAR is discontinued with immediate effect.

Both teams get a 12-point deduction for match-fixing.

Too much to ask? A man can dream...

 

[Wellesley]

I always say " I hate Leeds even more than I hate Palace." Now they're playing each other, I realise that isn't possible. Draw I suppose, or a dirty win.

 

[sparkie]

If they both field an ineligible player, do they both lose ?

 

[Justice]

Hodgson and Bielsa are filmed with big Sam in a restaurant pre-game discussing how best to fix a 2-2 draw. Hodgson is filmed briefing Parish on the tactics; Parish confirms his agreement to the plan.

Palace are 2-0 up with 5 to play. Bamford falls over 5 yards outside the box; VAR determines it’s a pen. Bamford steps up and scores. With 1 minute to play, Bielsa and Hodgson start fighting. The players join in and 3 from each side get straight reds. After the restart, the Palace keeper underarm rolls the ball into his own net. FT: 2-2.

After the game, The Complete And Utter Shyster, who was the ref, is seen counting a pile of £20 notes that he was handed by Parish. It later turns out that the notes were counterfeit and Parish gets sent down for 12 years. Steve Dale takes over as Chairman.

The VAR decision was reviewed and is the straw that broke the camel’s back: VAR is discontinued with immediate effect.

Both teams get a 12-point deduction for match-fixing.

Too much to ask? A man can dream...

I will have some of whatever your smoking

 

[lawros left foot]

No Zaha, no Palace win. The epitome of a one man team.


Hoping for a draw, expecting a Dirties win.

 

[Bry Nylon]

What's your FPL team name Pasty?

Haddock Split

Are they your Bream Team?