[Football] Scum v Everyones second team ( not mine)

[NooBHA]

Hodgson and Bielsa are filmed with big Sam in a restaurant pre-game discussing how best to fix a 2-2 draw. Hodgson is filmed briefing Parish on the tactics; Parish confirms his agreement to the plan.

Palace are 2-0 up with 5 to play. Bamford falls over 5 yards outside the box; VAR determines it’s a pen. Bamford steps up and scores. With 1 minute to play, Bielsa and Hodgson start fighting. The players join in and 3 from each side get straight reds. After the restart, the Palace keeper underarm rolls the ball into his own net. FT: 2-2.

After the game, The Complete And Utter Shyster, who was the ref, is seen counting a pile of £20 notes that he was handed by Parish. It later turns out that the notes were counterfeit and Parish gets sent down for 12 years. Steve Dale takes over as Chairman.

The VAR decision was reviewed and is the straw that broke the camel’s back: VAR is discontinued with immediate effect.

Both teams get a 12-point deduction for match-fixing.

Too much to ask? A man can dream...

Sounds like the meeting took place in Swansmans Sex Basement after consumption of many illegal substances.

 

[pasty]

No Zaha, no Palace win. The epitome of a one man team.


Hoping for a draw, expecting a Dirties win.

Lost 16 of the last 18 played with Mr Tumble missing.

 

[Geoffbn2]

let them kick lumps out of each other, yellow cards handed out freely to both sides, hopefully a red or 2 and a nice draw to cap it off

 

[Napper]

Leeds irrelevant .

Always want Palace to lose.

The Leeds thing is just a forum rivalry from a few and its a bit odd.

 

[Se20]

It depends what Leeds team turns up.
At least its nice to know we’re everyones second team.

 

[A1X]

Same answer I gave to the Palace vs Toon thread

Mass on-pitch brawl, police wade in and make arrests, both teams docked 20 points for failing to control their players

 

[Mackenzie]

A Leeds win, keep our friends within striking distance. Leeds can lose another day.