lizard
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- Jul 14, 2005
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A 6 inch scar right around the back of my head. Always the topic of conversation at work as I never tell anyone how I got it.
Dogging?
A 6 inch scar right around the back of my head. Always the topic of conversation at work as I never tell anyone how I got it.
Inch or so long scar on my left cheek after it was re-arranged by a bottle 20 odd years ago.
One on my chest after an operation to remove lipomas, same for the forearm. The surgeon injected me to numb the area and decided to start carving in the one place he hadn't injected......
Dogging?
A 1.5 inch scar complete with stitch marks on the right hand, goes from my little finger in a crescent towards my wrist. Almost had two fingers amputated from that one.
One 1 inch scar on the right side of my right hand. A perfectly straight line, when I was 17, I was extremely stoned and someone laid a red hot metal pipe on my hand, only noticed when I could smell burning flesh. Yummy. Don't do drugs, kids.
Right wrist, about 2 inches going up my arm. My cat sleeps wrapped around my arm, she must've had a nightmare of some description (rescue cat) and she totally spazzed out, clawed the shit out of me and I couldn't get her to let go.
Several scars on my left foot from an ingrowing toenail operation. My big toe now resembles either a fleshy envelope or a small penis with a large helmet, depending on the angle.
A 6 inch scar right around the back of my head. Always the topic of conversation at work as I never tell anyone how I got it.
I have a massive psychological scar from the 1993 NatWest Final when Sussex batted first and scored a record 321 runs only to lose to Warwickshire after we allowed Asif f*cking Din to get 104.
This was far worse than the Palace play-off loss or the Euro '96 semi-final loss to Germany on penalties.
If you dont mind me asking why were the lipomas removed…i seem to have about ten and no ones mentioned removal
I've got several scars from having moles cut out.
Back in 97 I just finished playing squash and getting changed when some random bloke said to me "ooo you better get that checked out" I said "what you talking about?" he said "That mole on your back, it doesn't look right. My dad had a mole like that and it turned out to be cancerous"
So being in my mid 20's I said thanks and ignored him, however I did go to the Doctors a month later, just because I couldn't stop thinking about what he said.
So I saw a specialist and he said "Yes we'll cut that out, and also the one on your arm as I don't like the look of that one"
Anyway after being cut and they got checked, I got called back and he said "The one on your back is fine, however the one on your arm is a bit dangerous (a malignant melanoma) and it's spread so we need to cut more of your skin" Thankfully the next removal got all of it. So over the years I've been vigilant in looking for different shaped moles, if I see one I get it cut out. Luckily though all fine since.
However if it wasn't for that bloke saying that to me, I have no doubt I would have died from skin cancer probably a few years after.
#awaits the "cool story bro" image!
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Bridge of nose
Just below left eye
Right cheek
Back of right ear (2)
Bit missing of left ear
all basal cell carcinomas
Back of right calf 4 inch scar ..removal of mole…early stage melanoma
Left knee cap…clumsy with a hedgecutter
Left hand.. missing bits of two fingers..clumsy with a lawnmower
If i avoided the sun and garden machinery I’d probably be scar free
TEN ? You, lucky, lucky *******... According to more than one doctor I have the worse case ever know. I've been awarded a job at a medical school. Not while I'm alive though...
No, I've got scores of them. One or two were causing difficulties on the chest bone and inside elbow and getting sore. So they were removed after I kept belly aching about it.
It's normally a private medical thingy as the NHS won't do it, only under certain conditions. Privately it's normally a good few hundred quid to remove a couple or so. Mine would cost many thousands. I'm past caring really. I'm sure there are many folk who'd prefer to have lipomatosis as their chief medical concern.
After that lot, I think I’d move into a 3rd floor flat with no window box.
I've got several scars from having moles cut out.
Back in 97 I just finished playing squash and getting changed when some random bloke said to me "ooo you better get that checked out" I said "what you talking about?" he said "That mole on your back, it doesn't look right. My dad had a mole like that and it turned out to be cancerous"
So being in my mid 20's I said thanks and ignored him, however I did go to the Doctors a month later, just because I couldn't stop thinking about what he said.
So I saw a specialist and he said "Yes we'll cut that out, and also the one on your arm as I don't like the look of that one"
Anyway after being cut and they got checked, I got called back and he said "The one on your back is fine, however the one on your arm is a bit dangerous (a malignant melanoma) and it's spread so we need to cut more of your skin" Thankfully the next removal got all of it. So over the years I've been vigilant in looking for different shaped moles, if I see one I get it cut out. Luckily though all fine since.
However if it wasn't for that bloke saying that to me, I have no doubt I would have died from skin cancer probably a few years after.
#awaits the "cool story bro" image!