Saturday: we need a volunteer

[Biscuit]

If you could bring any incredibly hot girls along to look upset while wearing team colours you are guaranteed airtime.

See:

Alternatively you could just try and look like a total burke,

See:

 

[Janbha]

Number 1 will be sorted for sure , i have seen Tays outfit and the little hairs on my arm and neck responded as if i was watching the Ben Gardners boat scene in Jaws for the very 1st time .

 

[essbee]

Jan,

Is he coming as a boat then?

 

[Mowgli37]

Agree, blubbing should be compulsory. The successful applicant should also be able to blow snot bubbles whilst their body is wracked with heaving great sobs! It's also particularly endearing if you could be accompanied by a small child (preferably blonde) bawling it's eyes out and looking confused.

Found one!

 

[Stat Brother]

I can supply a red faced, projectile tears, snot bubble producing 9 year old.

Sadly though a father saying:-

"You've got years of this to come, you'll get used to it" isn't the image you want to convey.

 

[Janbha]

Jan,

Is he coming as a boat then?

Im not sure they do a post op boat, but if they do ,im positive he would have tried one on .

 

[DavidinSouthampton]

Heston Blumenthal?

No - the glasses aren't anywhere near "bold" enough.

 

[Munkfish]

The Banner must also clearly state, we are going up. also it needs to be home made for completeness.

 

[Hiney]

Time to dust off the "only gay in Brighton" outfit perhaps?

 

[Nathan]

We can see you holding hands! We can see you holding hands!

 

[Bwian]

That was a scary day...

 

[studio150]

Lots of great advice here already but all you really need to do is replicate the look at half time in the Hereford game, losing 1-0 going out of the league and probably the club folding.

Look like this and no only will the sky cameras stay focused on you, you will also be in all the Sunday Football pages and be invited onto Soccer AM and Goals on Sunday.

 

[father_and_son]

Will the volunteer need a girlfriend that try's the comforting arm round the shoulder but clearly doesn't understand the enormity of the situation?

C'mon... we have a reputation to keep! Boyfriend!

 

[El Presidente]

That was a scary day...

You try buying a drink in a pub dressed like that!

 

[Giraffe]

A bit too surrounded by others but otherwise the expression is spot on

 

[Giraffe]

A combination of these two would be great

 

[Tim Over Whelmed]

What about inappropriate snot and talking incoherently about how unfair it is and "You wouldn't understand".

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Christ on a bike. How has it taken me until April 2014 to realise that was [MENTION=31]El Presidente[/MENTION] ?

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Soothing girlfriend who's probably saying "Hey, never mind, it's only a game, love"? TICK.

 

[Rogero]

Something like this?

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I love that picture ,it still makes me laugh.