Saturday: we need a volunteer

[Mowgli37]

Here she is, found her...

 

[Taybha]

Number 1 will be sorted for sure , i have seen Tays outfit and the little hairs on my arm and neck responded as if i was watching the Ben Gardners boat scene in Jaws for the very 1st time .

And ya chin

 

[desprateseagull]

full face paint essential!

 

[Eeyore]

Don't forget the fan with the angst ridden face, constantly looking at their watch. That's a cert for the roving television cameras.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

If you could bring any incredibly hot girls along to look upset while wearing team colours you are guaranteed airtime.

See:

Not a soul rushing to COMFORT her. And they call US gay.

 

[The Truth]

"look on the bright side handsome, at least we didn't go!"

 

[Frutos]

Here she is, found her...

Brilliant.

 

[stss30]

F Off!

Sorry , bad memories although I still find the clacker over face amusing, summed the whole night up

 

[Giraffe]

Just needs a kid next to him crying.

 

[Surf's Up]

Going back to the original proposition and taking into account the Person Specification/s implicit in the Job Description I would like to suggest that Bozza would be the perfect fit for this role, particularly as he so clearly understands what's required, assisted by Edna (or possibly the Queen of England, depending on which Edna turns up on the day) acting the role of girlfriend. I'm sure someone could lend them a kid for the gig too.

 

[fat old seagull]

Either that, or be with a kid who is even more distraught than the 'parent'. I say 'parent' because borrowing a child for this purpose is acceptable if you don't have your own.

If you do go down the kid route though, they do HAVE to cry. Lots. Ideally with face paint on.

Reluctant at my age, to being filmed in any proximity to a child, would a Blow up Doll suffice ?

 

[The Truth]

I was thinking of fainting if we manage to get into the Playoffs. I'll make sure I'm near the camera and well equipped in merchandise.
Wasn't sure wether the girlfriend being there would help? I'd need her to still be crying when i faint for dramatic effect. Not sure how she'll take that considering she's from Manchester? I'll make sure though she says to the cameraman that this is the biggest game in the clubs history and that if we win she'll marry me.

She better go along with this the stupid cow!

 

[timbha]

am frantically washing and re washing a blue and white scarf to make it look 85 years old, then need to find a 90 year old (with a ticket) with a withered face who's been a fan all his life and has flown over from Oz for the match. His one dream is to see us back in the top flight.

any takers on here?

 

[Mad_tony_c]

This was a particular highlight a few years ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8vdnVTBceo

dont worry I will be at reading this Saturday and hopefully will see a lot of crying reading fans

 

[armchairclubber]

r e l i e f

 

[DumLum]

Where is the Reading fan that volunteered?

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

Where is the Reading fan that volunteered?

https://vine.co/v/MrPnII5BE93

This clip has won the internet.

 

[DumLum]

https://vine.co/v/MrPnII5BE93

This clip has won the internet.

Brilliant. Thank you!

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Good one on the end of the Football League Show too, slapping the pitch in anger.