Safeway Caption Competition

[SK1NT]

Think of a caption to go with the picture................

 

[Easy 10]

"Gosh, I hope nobody notices I have hands like Jeremy Beadle"

 

[Simster]

I can't get over how GAY he looks biting his nails.

 

[Scoffers]

Dale Winton can't wait for the final whistle

 

[SK1NT]

one of those big hairy bristol city fans is waving at me :safeway:

 

[Kylies Stunt Arse]

Bugger I forgot my harmonica.

 

[¡Cereal Killer!]

I WANT MY MUMMY!

or

God, how long till full time, my mate just bit he fingers off!

 

[Dave the OAP]

"je suis tres belle"

:safeway

 

[Artois]

"I'm glad I didn't wash my hands when I went to the bogs"

 

[REDLAND]

SHIT, I forgot to wash my hands after that BIG poo, still if I lick it off no one will see !!

 

[REDLAND]

"I'm glad I didn't wash my hands when I went to the bogs"

Great minds Martin, great minds

 

[CHAPPERS]

''Ooh crumbs, i just pissed me knickers''

 

[The Great Cornholio]

"I can't believe that Kerry Mayo is wearing a blue tracksuit with his colour hair - colour clashes are SOOOOO last week."

 

[Dandyman]

If I can only hold this pose for 5 more minutes I'll get onto this years "Big Brother"...

 

[The Antikythera Mechanism]

"Oooooh Betty!"

 

[Gazwag]

If I can only hold this pose for 5 more minutes I'll get onto this years "Big Brother"...

Wait a minute, didn't he win the second one (Brian ?)

 

[Dandyman]

Wait a minute, didn't he win the second one (Brian ?)

I knew I'd seen him somewhere before !

 

[SK1NT]

im so in trouble if my boyfriend see's me on tv with another guy:safeway:

 

[sullyupthewing]

Ooooooh look at that big spider up there.

 

[Biscuit]

How AM i going to tell this nice big man next to me he's standing on my foot....:safeway